15292 Players currently online!
Man vs. Machine - good luck!
Turn-based games at any time!
Vote for the best move to win!
Do you have what it takes?
Backgammon, Yatzy, and more!
Sharpen your tactical vision!
Get advice and game insights!
Learn from top players & pros!
View millions of master games!
Your virtual chess coach!
Perfect your opening moves!
Test your skills vs. computer!
Find the right private coach!
Can you solve it each day?
Bring it all together!
Beginners, start here!
Make friends & play team games!
News from the world of chess!
Search all Chess.com members!
Find local clubs & events!
Who's the best of your friends?
Read what members are saying!
Where were the bees buzzing, in the bee file?
Knock knock, who's there, knight, knight who, be quiet, it's night
Knock knock, who's there?, bee, bee who?, bee quiet, or I'll sting you in the bee file.
Hah, my humor really stings - er, stinks...both, I guess...
I was in a fine Italian restaurant, sitting down at a table with a beautifully checkered tablecloth, having lunch with WGM Natalia Pogonina...
It took her an hour to pass the salt.
Probably distracted asking herself over and over why she was there with the likes of you.
You don't understand the joke. It's because the salt was on a checkered cloth, so she played it like a chess move.
LOL LOL LOL!
You don't understand. A cute chess playing chick was on a date with YOU!!! That's the funny part.
You're from Thailand, that's why you didn't understand the joke. It got lost in translation.
That's awfully presumptuous to assume I am from Thailand.
I got the joke. I got it the firs time I heard it years ago and every time I've heard it since. It may be, by far, the most famous chess joke out there.
But I thought it was funnier you re-worked it to where you were on a date with Natalia Pogonina.
Oh. Okay. I guess I am the one who is confused then. Thanks for the explanation!
P2: eew..... Yuk... 😨
P1: What.... I said "j'adoube"
I can't think of a jokes, mate. Let me check.
When will the funny jokes be posted?
Chess Addiction the same ratio as to Heroin!
by JuergenWerner a few minutes ago
You should study openings
by aidan0816 10 minutes ago
Mikhail Tal a creative genius despite short reign as world champion
by Skinnyhorse 11 minutes ago
10/25/2016 - Too Far Advanced
by qianhaha 21 minutes ago
5/9/2007 - King hunt!
by Mzlaharami 24 minutes ago
Soviet Chess Set Common, but...
by Eyechess 26 minutes ago
by BronsteinPawn 27 minutes ago
by leklerk1 31 minutes ago
How do i become a computer?
by Elite_Shadow101 37 minutes ago
by Harryhood 39 minutes ago
Why Join | Chess Topics |
Help & Support |
© 2016 Chess.com
• Chess - English
Try the new Chess.com!
We are working hard to make Chess.com available in over 70 languages. Check back over the year as we develop the technology to add more, and we will try our best to notify you when your language is ready for translating!