Funny Chess Jokes


  • 6 days ago · Quote · #241

    badenwurtca

    Whob wrote:

    In a park people come across a man playing chess against a dog. They are astonished and say:
    "What a clever dog!" 
    But the man protests: 
    "No, no, he isn't that clever. I'm leading by three games to one!" 

       ---   Oh I like that one .

  • 6 days ago · Quote · #242

    badenwurtca

    HueyWilliams wrote:

    An ancient, ancient joke.

    As I Often say: An old joke is better than no joke   lol.

  • 6 days ago · Quote · #243

    badenwurtca

    ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
    alexmonrovia wrote:

    I bought a chess set the other day. I started eating it but it tasted horrible, so I took it back to the shop and said, "Here, this is stale mate."
    The shop-keeper said, "No it's not."
    I said, "Yes it is. Check mate."


    Next time you buy a chess set at that shop, buy this one instead:

     

    That is just a beautiful photo & Chess set   LOL ( On page 7 ).

  • 6 days ago · Quote · #244

    badenwurtca

    HueyWilliams wrote:

    Thank you, Henny Dungman.

       Heyoooh ! Another good one sir !

  • 6 days ago · Quote · #245

    zBorris

    Nakamura, Carlsen, and Giri were given the following position to solve:


    • Nakamura: Qb1!
    • Carlsen: Qd2!
    • Giri: Qc3!
  • 5 days ago · Quote · #246

    HueyWilliams

    badenwurtca wrote:
    HueyWilliams wrote:

    An ancient, ancient joke.

    As I Often say: An old joke is better than no joke   lol.

    More like:  an old joke is older than no joke.

  • 5 days ago · Quote · #247

    SaintGermain32105

    When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

    To err is human, to moo bovine.

    A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

    When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

  • 25 hours ago · Quote · #248

    Lucia243

    What's better, sex or chess?

    Depends on the position.
  • 20 hours ago · Quote · #249

    Melayia

    lol

  • 14 hours ago · Quote · #250

    SaintGermain32105

    Animals don't have sex, they mate.


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