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Knock knock, who's there?, bee, bee who?, bee quiet, or I'll sting you in the bee file.
Hah, my humor really stings - er, stinks...both, I guess...
I was in a fine Italian restaurant, sitting down at a table with a beautifully checkered tablecloth, having lunch with WGM Natalia Pogonina...
It took her an hour to pass the salt.
Probably distracted asking herself over and over why she was there with the likes of you.
You don't understand the joke. It's because the salt was on a checkered cloth, so she played it like a chess move.
LOL LOL LOL!
You don't understand. A cute chess playing chick was on a date with YOU!!! That's the funny part.
You're from Thailand, that's why you didn't understand the joke. It got lost in translation.
That's awfully presumptuous to assume I am from Thailand.
I got the joke. I got it the firs time I heard it years ago and every time I've heard it since. It may be, by far, the most famous chess joke out there.
But I thought it was funnier you re-worked it to where you were on a date with Natalia Pogonina.
Oh. Okay. I guess I am the one who is confused then. Thanks for the explanation!
P2: eew..... Yuk... 😨
P1: What.... I said "j'adoube"
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