Funny Chess Jokes

  • 3 months ago · Quote · #281

    ChessPlayinDude47

    Where were the bees buzzing, in the bee file?

  • 3 months ago · Quote · #282

    rychessmaster1

    Knock knock, who's there, knight, knight who, be quiet, it's night

  • 3 months ago · Quote · #283

    ChessPlayinDude47

    Knock knock, who's there?, bee, bee who?, bee quiet, or I'll sting you in the bee file. 

    Hah, my humor really stings - er, stinks...both, I guess...

  • 3 months ago · Quote · #284

    rychessmaster1

    Lol

  • 3 months ago · Quote · #285

    kleelof

    zBorris wrote:
    kleelof wrote:
    zBorris wrote:

    I was in a fine Italian restaurant, sitting down at a table with a beautifully checkered tablecloth, having lunch with WGM Natalia Pogonina...

     

    It took her an hour to pass the salt. 

     

     

    Probably distracted asking herself over and over why she was there with the likes of you.

     

    You don't understand the joke. It's because the salt was on a checkered cloth, so she played it like a chess move.

    LOL LOL LOL!

    You don't understand. A cute chess playing chick was on a date with YOU!!! That's the funny part.

    Smile

  • 3 months ago · Quote · #286

    zBorris

    kleelof wrote:
    zBorris wrote:
    kleelof wrote:
    zBorris wrote:

    I was in a fine Italian restaurant, sitting down at a table with a beautifully checkered tablecloth, having lunch with WGM Natalia Pogonina...

     

    It took her an hour to pass the salt. 

     

     

    Probably distracted asking herself over and over why she was there with the likes of you.

     

    You don't understand the joke. It's because the salt was on a checkered cloth, so she played it like a chess move.

    LOL LOL LOL!

    You don't understand. A cute chess playing chick was on a date with YOU!!! That's the funny part.

     

    You're from Thailand, that's why you didn't understand the joke. It got lost in translation.

  • 3 months ago · Quote · #287

    kleelof

    That's awfully presumptuous to assume I am from Thailand.

    I got the joke. I got it the firs time I heard it years ago and every time I've heard it since. It may be, by far, the most famous chess joke out there.

    But I thought it was funnier you re-worked it to where you were on a date with Natalia Pogonina.

  • 3 months ago · Quote · #288

    zBorris

    Oh. Okay. I guess I am the one who is confused then. Thanks for the explanation!

  • 3 months ago · Quote · #289

    egoole

    P1: j'adoube

    P2: OK

    P2: eew..... Yuk...  😨

    P1: What....  I said "j'adoube" 

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