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In a park people come across a man playing chess against a dog. They are astonished and say:"What a clever dog!" But the man protests: "No, no, he isn't that clever. I'm leading by three games to one!"
--- Oh I like that one .
An ancient, ancient joke.
As I Often say: An old joke is better than no joke lol.
I bought a chess set the other day. I started eating it but it tasted horrible, so I took it back to the shop and said, "Here, this is stale mate."The shop-keeper said, "No it's not."I said, "Yes it is. Check mate."
Next time you buy a chess set at that shop, buy this one instead:
That is just a beautiful photo & Chess set LOL ( On page 7 ).
Thank you, Henny Dungman.
Heyoooh ! Another good one sir !
Nakamura, Carlsen, and Giri were given the following position to solve:
More like: an old joke is older than no joke.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
To err is human, to moo bovine.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
Animals don't have sex, they mate.
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