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Hah, my humor really stings - er, stinks...both, I guess...
Funny Chess Jokes
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zBorris wrote:
kleelof wrote:
zBorris wrote:
I was in a fine Italian restaurant, sitting down at a table with a beautifully checkered tablecloth, having lunch with WGM Natalia Pogonina...
It took her an hour to pass the salt.
Probably distracted asking herself over and over why she was there with the likes of you.
You don't understand the joke. It's because the salt was on a checkered cloth, so she played it like a chess move.
LOL LOL LOL!
You don't understand. A cute chess playing chick was on a date with YOU!!! That's the funny part.
Jun 26, 2016
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#244
kleelof wrote:
zBorris wrote:
kleelof wrote:
zBorris wrote:
I was in a fine Italian restaurant, sitting down at a table with a beautifully checkered tablecloth, having lunch with WGM Natalia Pogonina...
It took her an hour to pass the salt.
Probably distracted asking herself over and over why she was there with the likes of you.
You don't understand the joke. It's because the salt was on a checkered cloth, so she played it like a chess move.
LOL LOL LOL!
You don't understand. A cute chess playing chick was on a date with YOU!!! That's the funny part.
You're from Thailand, that's why you didn't understand the joke. It got lost in translation.
That's awfully presumptuous to assume I am from Thailand.
I got the joke. I got it the firs time I heard it years ago and every time I've heard it since. It may be, by far, the most famous chess joke out there.
But I thought it was funnier you re-worked it to where you were on a date with Natalia Pogonina.
Jun 26, 2016
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#246
Oh. Okay. I guess I am the one who is confused then. Thanks for the explanation!
P1: j'adoube
P2: OK
P2: eew..... Yuk... 😨
P1: What.... I said "j'adoube"
When will the funny jokes be posted?
Oct 6, 2016
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#250
Simply one day I burn one chess board! But he is so bored that he moves pawn e4(white) then pawn e5(black)! But he dint play anything because I burned the pawns
Yeah
My humor stinks
I have the worst humor
I need better jokes
THX!!!!!
Yeah
My humor stinks
I have the worst humor
I need better jokes
THX!!!!!
Oct 19, 2016
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#251
My my chess pieces were playing baseball while playing chess and then I got check may did and I said to my chest pieces you 88-year-old fired from your job by being lazy
whaaa?
Now that Trump is in power, should we all start playing the Trumpowsky?
bizadouglas wrote:
Now that Trump is in power, should we all start playing the Trumpowsky?
Really not that funny
Sea
Nov 17, 2016
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#258
My wife asked me "would it kill you not to play chess everyday?" I answered "why take that risk?"
Nov 17, 2016
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#259
bizadouglas wrote:
Now that Trump is in power, should we all start playing the Trumpowsky?
Nah, the HillBillyAttack.
Where were the bees buzzing, in the bee file?