Funny Chess Jokes

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wow, @KIKOAPOLLO13 sounds familliar. as if i've read the exact same thing at the first page.

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@JorianPruin XD

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Once 2 friends Jinkle & Pinkle decided to play chess.
Jinkle boasted that he could defeat Pinkle with his left hand.
Pinkle accepted the challenge. Jinkle won playing with his left hand. When Pinkle started to cry Jinkle confessed that he was a southpaw. Thanks.
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Not much nice but good 👍👏👏👍
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Tea
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Q:  What did the guy from Texas, who invented the move 'en passant', originally call it ?

A:  El Paso

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My bullet games. 

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So I was playing online chess on the computer, and my wife was doing some cleaning and vacuuming. At one point, she angrily asked: Can't you get up and help me a little bit? So I said: You know, life is like chess sometimes. Wife: How's that? Me: Well, what's the most powerful piece on the board? Wife: The Queen! Me: Yeah? So what does she do? Wife: Everything!! Me: What about the King? What does he do? Wife: Nothing!!! Me: Exactly!

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Two chess players were playing chess. The player with the white pieces were waiting patiently for his opponent to make his move. He was not bothering him to make his move since he was already pondering his move for a long time already. So he keeps on waiting as what a true gentleman would do. After waiting for three hours, he kindly asks, " Are you going to make your move now?". His opponent answered, " I thought you are the one who is supposed to make the move". They both declared, "Game misplayed".

Hehehehe!

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I think I might take the knight off!!
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Check you later then!

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That story checks out happy.png

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What's called the Boston endgame?

 

Mating with two bishops...

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Who would win? King v. Queen? King he’s the most important!
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Worst joke 🙄
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: ) > > > 

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Mr. White and Mr. Black are playing a game (its current position is above, Black to move). Mr. Black is dominating endgame and he is about to win. He played a beautiful game, so in this position, Mr. White commented on his brilliance, saying, "Nice job, man! A1, my dude." Naturally, upon hearing this, Mr. Black played Qa1...

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What's Hitler's least favourite opening move?

1. b4

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curacao2 wrote:

Why is the queen afraid of the knight? why???

 

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grizzles wrote:

One friend said to the other "I saw an explosive game of chess the other day...", to which the other replied "How so?" 

"The first move was pawn to c4!"

lol