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Funny Chess Jokes
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[copied from a golf joke]
What do Chess and sex have in common ?
>>> They're two things you can enjoy even if you're bad at both of them
2 friends see themselves by the street and one of them says: - My wife says that if tomorrow I go to the chess match, it will take my children and it will leave me. The other friend asks to him: - And what you will do? And the other answers to him: - E4, how always! |
When you subtract 'and' from Anand you an.........
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Love is like a chess Game: where a Man is always afraid of losing his queen. and a woman makes sacrifices just to protect the King
EndingPride wrote:
Mr. A: "hm~~, I am confused"
Mr. B: "What's the problem, A?"
Mr. A: "Well, I am thinking about chess."
Mr. B: "Oh, I am an expert, A, so if you got any. . . "
Mr. A: "OH GOOD~, you see B, THe queen has the power of both Bishop and Rook, which makes it kinda the best piece in the game but, how come the queen can't move like a knight?"
Mr. B: "Um... um... um... Maybe... because... um... The queen is too shy to get onto a horse... you know... the skirt and stuff... "
Mr. A: "Ok... but I thought only man can go to war. How come there is a queen in the chess board?"
Mr. B: "Because... um... um... everyone should be treated equally?"
Mr. A: "I see. I thought women weren't treated equally in the past."
Mr. B: "You know what, I gtg."
Anyone know why there is a queen in the chess board and why it can't move like a horse~
She was offered the power to move like a horse and did try for a little while, but the saddle kept pinching her back, so she gave it up and made do with just the Bishop and Rook.
knightedmagiiu wrote:
When you subtract 'and' from Anand you an.........
and when you subtract laun from laundry, you get dry...lol
Makina1982 wrote:
Love is like a chess Game: where a Man is always afraid of losing his queen. and a woman makes sacrifices just to protect the King
What u said was great my friend,I totally agree with you
Q) How far can an average man throw two Bishops?
A) About 2 mitres
Q) What do you call 10 really short bishops?
A) Centi-mitres
Q) Whats the fastest speed a bus can go holding 40 sets of twins who are bishops?
A) Approximately 80 mitres per hour
"I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt."
- Eric Sykes
kamileon wrote:
EndingPride wrote:
Mr. A: "hm~~, I am confused"
Mr. B: "What's the problem, A?"
Mr. A: "Well, I am thinking about chess."
Mr. B: "Oh, I am an expert, A, so if you got any. . . "
Mr. A: "OH GOOD~, you see B, THe queen has the power of both Bishop and Rook, which makes it kinda the best piece in the game but, how come the queen can't move like a knight?"
Mr. B: "Um... um... um... Maybe... because... um... The queen is too shy to get onto a horse... you know... the skirt and stuff... "
Mr. A: "Ok... but I thought only man can go to war. How come there is a queen in the chess board?"
Mr. B: "Because... um... um... everyone should be treated equally?"
Mr. A: "I see. I thought women weren't treated equally in the past."
Mr. B: "You know what, I gtg."
Anyone know why there is a queen in the chess board and why it can't move like a horse~
She was offered the power to move like a horse and did try for a little while, but the saddle kept pinching her back, so she gave it up and made do with just the Bishop and Rook.
LOLsssssss !!!!, yes, why are saddles not cushioned ?
One of my friend finds jokes on Google for playing chess just to insult me for playing chess
A: "Who are your best chessfriends?"
B: "My mates".
Barry_Thomas_Brown wrote:
lol :)
"This suit is black not!"
Two guys met in a bar and struck up a conversation.
Guy A: "So, what kind of beer do you like?"
Guy B: "None, really. I tried it once but never liked it."
Guy A: "What about whiskey?"
Guy B: "Tried it once, too, but never liked it."
Guy A: "Well, how about a cigar?"
Guy B: "No thanks, I smoked one once but never did care for them."
Guy A, pointing to the football game on TV: "So, did you bet on the game?"
Guy B: "No, I tried gambling but didn't enjoy it."
Guy A pulls out a portable chess set. "Would you like to play a game of chess?"
Guy B: "No thanks, I tried it once but didn't care for the game. But my son plays. He's meeting me here so you might get a game with him."
Guy A: "Your only son, I take it?"
In a park people come across a man playing chess against a dog. They are astonished and say:
"What a clever dog!"
But the man protests:
"No, no, he isn't that clever. I'm leading by three games to one!"