Why is the queen afraid of the knight? why???
One friend said to the other "I saw an explosive game of chess the other day...", to which the other replied "How so?"
"The first move was pawn to c4!"
lol
What do say to make your knight more agile.?
Giddy up
Don't shame Nigeria with this joke
400th message on the thread!
anyway, here's my joke:
the white king was about to get mated-in-1. the queen hops in near the king but misses a square! both kingdoms agree to a draw just because white's king had nowhere to move, how is that even possible irl in a battle? bad joke but i hope you get it
Chess variants for those who are both chess and religions nuts.
Christian chess, if you kill the king it comes back to life 3 moves later.
Taliban chess, the king and queen start in separate corners.
Texas chess, the games cannot be aborted.
Polytheist chess, every piece except the pawns are kings.
Jihad chess, all pawns can blow themselves up to take out all pieces one square away.
What's Hitler's least favourite opening move?
1. b4