Hitler plays chess.


Hitler was a very smart man. He was smarter than all of his Generals and Field Marshals. Smarter than all of his advisers. He knew more than any of them and that's why he had the final say in everything. (And, of course, that's why so many of his campaigns ended in disaster.) This chess game would be an example of just how much better he was at chess than anyone else.
Now, this is odd; he seems to remind me of someone else currently in the news always saying he knows more than anyone else . . .

"Laughing My As* Off Rolling On The Floor, Biting The Carpet, Scaring The Cat, Nearly Dying By Falling Out Of The Window In Front Of A Guy Who Looks Like Bill Gates, Who Then Horrified, Runs Out On The Street And Is Accidentally Killed By A Yellow Bulldozer".

"Laughing My As* Off Rolling On The Floor, Biting The Carpet, Scaring The Cat, Nearly Dying By Falling Out Of The Window In Front Of A Guy Who Looks Like Bill Gates, Who Then Horrified, Runs Out On The Street And Is Accidentally Killed By A Yellow Bulldozer".
...maybe Rick Astley would use it as his next Lyrics LOL