How to Get Ripped in 4 Minutes Using Chess !

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1.  Set up the pieces.

2.  Move 1. e4.

3.  Drink 4 shots of Jack Daniels.

4.  Repeat 3 as necessary.

AmySmile

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Step 2 is superfluous.

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And here I thought you had some wonderful exercise regimen that would get me looking like David Hasselhoff doing no more than playing chess for fifteen minutes each day. 

Oh well, I guess I'm stuck with the body of Botvinnik.

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rednblack wrote:

And here I thought you had some wonderful exercise regimen that would get me looking like David Hasselhoff doing no more than playing chess for fifteen minutes each day. 

Oh well, I guess I'm stuck with the body of Botvinnik.


This regimen will also get you looking like David Hasselhoff.... 

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New Year's Eve......hey!  Is that a black square in the bottom right?!  Must have been set up after a couple games already finished.  I am up for this...I can do this, I know I can.

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qixel wrote:

1.  Set up the pieces.

2.  Move 1. e4.

3.  Drink 4 shots of Jack Daniels.

4.  Repeat 3 as necessary.

Amy


that would make one shot of Jack Daniels per minute. impressive.

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I just saw an ad on this site that said, "Learn how to get ripped in 4 weeks!" Is that where the 4 came from? :D (I usually don't get ads because I use the noScript add-on for firefox, but I'm using my friend's computer right now.)

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Drinking grossly overpriced, overhyped, bad bourbon at a near suicidal rate? No thanks.

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I was going to say "cheap date!!" until I saw step 4.

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Bur_Oak, would you be happy to sub Elijah Craig?

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Never tried it. Favorite was George Dickel until they closed. Even Evan Williams is better than Jack (in which I wouldn't wash my socks -- seems like too many others have before they bottle it). Wouldn't drink any of them at the rate suggested in the OP, though.

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I don't drink, but if I did...THIS WOULD BE THE GAME!!!

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Bur_Oak wrote:

Drinking grossly overpriced, overhyped, bad bourbon at a near suicidal rate? No thanks.


Amen. 4 cl of Glenfiddich will last through a four hour game without difficulty.

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Nice chess pieces Tongue out