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LouStule

Last night, playing the black pieces, my wife beat me, WHILE SHE WAS COOKING DINNER!

I hate myself. P.S. the meatloaf was delicious!


MayankHirani

Yes, you are quite pathetic, my friend. Have you divorced her yet?

MayankHirani

jk

LouStule

Actually, after much deliberation, I have decided NOT to divorce her and just take chess lessons from her instead. Besides, the meatloaf is delicious! Tongue Out

BlargDragon

Sounds like you got served.

AIM-AceMove

Lol.. this is something that should never happen... Your wife could take control of your life psyhologically, you know..

DrJohnCLilly
😂😂😂
oldhousecat

my wife hates the idea of chess.

she is currently in san francisco working at a hospital.

my wife hates me more than chess.

this is why she is in san francisco working at a hospital.

my dog cares nothing about chess.

my dog loves cheese.

i have cheese.

my dog is with me and not working at a hospital in san francisco.

( what am i missing here ? ).

LouStule
oldhousecat wrote:

my wife hates the idea of chess.

she is currently in san francisco working at a hospital.

my wife hates me more than chess.

this is why she is in san francisco working at a hospital.

my dog cares nothing about chess.

my dog loves cheese.

i have cheese.

my dog is with me and not working at a hospital in san francisco.

( what am i missing here ? ).

The way I've been playing lately, YOUR DOG COULD BEAT ME! btw, what's your dogs' username?

LouStule

Hey! Good news! I finally beat my wife! P.S. the meatloaf is still delicious!

ilikewindmills
Ew. Meat.
StanleyJ
I'd rather eat than play chess.
bong711

When playing with your wife, never resign. Play until MATE.

blunderishdays
ilikewindmills wrote:
Ew. Meat.

you made out of cardboard or something

ilikewindmills
I'm trash, not cardboard.