Yes, you are quite pathetic, my friend. Have you divorced her yet?
I'm pathetic!
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Aug 9, 2016
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#4
Actually, after much deliberation, I have decided NOT to divorce her and just take chess lessons from her instead. Besides, the meatloaf is delicious! 
Sounds like you got served.
Aug 9, 2016
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#6
Lol.. this is something that should never happen... Your wife could take control of your life psyhologically, you know..
my wife hates the idea of chess.
she is currently in san francisco working at a hospital.
my wife hates me more than chess.
this is why she is in san francisco working at a hospital.
my dog cares nothing about chess.
my dog loves cheese.
i have cheese.
my dog is with me and not working at a hospital in san francisco.
( what am i missing here ? ).
Aug 10, 2016
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#9
oldhousecat wrote:
my wife hates the idea of chess.
she is currently in san francisco working at a hospital.
my wife hates me more than chess.
this is why she is in san francisco working at a hospital.
my dog cares nothing about chess.
my dog loves cheese.
i have cheese.
my dog is with me and not working at a hospital in san francisco.
( what am i missing here ? ).
The way I've been playing lately, YOUR DOG COULD BEAT ME! btw, what's your dogs' username?
Dec 8, 2016
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#10
Hey! Good news! I finally beat my wife! P.S. the meatloaf is still delicious!
I'd rather eat than play chess.
Dec 9, 2016
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#14
ilikewindmills wrote:
Ew. Meat.
you made out of cardboard or something
Last night, playing the black pieces, my wife beat me, WHILE SHE WAS COOKING DINNER!
I hate myself. P.S. the meatloaf was delicious!