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joke achievements
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naptime: you lost on time before move 15.
There should also be achievements for:
- Longest consecutive checking series
- Longest series of consecutive moves by a single piece
- More than 5 captures on the same square in a single game
- More than 10 captures by a single piece in a game
- Longest rook immobility in a single game (the world record holder is Pia Cramling for not touching a rook for 59 moves during a single game 
- Mutual checking series >5 moves (the opponent and you keep checking each other like a game of ping pong, for example with discoveries and defensive moves that are also checks)
- A six-pawn stack (six-pack) - it's theoretically possible.
Jun 10, 2022
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#6
Computer Crash: Destroy your computer after losing a winning endgame
Flag Fanatic: Flag in 10 consecutive bullet games
Touchpad Title: Win 100 bullet games with a touchpad
Forum Freak: Clock 24 hours reading forums
Skillful Sacrifice: Sacrifice 3 or more pieces in the same game
Terrible Tilt: Tilt 300+ rating points
Puzzle Patzer: Achieve the minimum rating in puzzles
These are funny. I wish they'd actually implement these. It'd be great.
no improvement: you have stayed at the same rating for a year!
Jun 10, 2022
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#9
chessterchief wrote:
no improvement: you have stayed at the same rating for a year!
dark knight: you played a game without moving a knight!
There should be one for losing every game 100 in a row. It’s called Sad 100! Hahahahaha!
post made up achievements here.
En passent blunder: wow! you blundered checkmate by playing en passent!
Botez Gambit: you blundered your queen before move ten!
pawn stack: you somehow managed to stack 4 pawns!