LOL! Snail king by Medi Belortaja
Just for Laugh! ;)
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The Queen, seeing that the King walks ahead with a pawn, says, "Hey, where are you going with that pawn?" and he replies: "You know dear, if it happens that you don't survive, this pawn will be my new Que .." and seeing that the Queen starts to look bad at him, he continues .. "ehm ... my new horse .. it will be my new horse!" and the Queen: "Aha, better for you!"
One day the King and the Queen, talking to their little children pawns, ask: "What do you want to be when you grow up, our little children?" One replies "A Queen, like mommy!" Good baby, and you? "I want to be a knight!" Good boy! And you? The King and Queen continue, addressing their last child .. "I want to become a Bishop!" And the King says: "I knew my dear, that we are wasting money with him" ....LOL :-)
A nice day everybody! What about a laugh? 😃
The Queen, tired of living in a castle says to the King: "I'm tired of living here, why don't we move? We could buy a house by the sea!" But the King replies: "No! Never!" And the Queen: "Why?" and he: "Because otherwise I wouldn't be able to "castle" anymore!" LOL ;-)
One day the King, the Queen and all their entourage, go to visit a crocodile farm..and they were on a floating structure in the middle of a lake full of crocodiles. A bishop, owner of the farm, shouted: "Whoever jumps into the water and swims to shore, will receive 10 million dollars!" The silence was absolute. Suddenly the King jumped into the lake and chased by crocodiles, screaming and with great luck, he reached the shore unharmed. After receiving the reward, they returned to the castle and the King said to the Queen: "I did not jump in myself, someone pushed meeee!" And she replied: "I know, it was me!" Moral of the story: "Behind every successful man or King or chessgame, there is a Woman or Queen to give a push" LOL :-)
A big Thanks to the Queens and Women of our games, of our lifes 😌😃
November (my month)
NO chessgames outside, lots of rain
NO warm days, snow again!
NO bugs or bees
NO leaves on trees
You must remember
This is NO-vember! 😄
Nov 2, 2020
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if laughter is the best medicine, my chess playing must be curing the whole world
My playing chess make laugh so much that there is a queue outside my house of people who want to be treated LOL 😂
Goooooood morning and a nice day not less, to all those who despite everything want to continue having fun with Chess! :-)
The King says to the Queen: "Dear, if you want, today I'm going to buy dinner" and she replies: "No dear, I'm going .. I would like to eat, by tonight...."