Laughter is the best medicine


  • 10 months ago · Quote · #941

    JennbeIoved

    Laughter is good for the soul.

  • 2 months ago · Quote · #942

    BillPhilip

    ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
    WITNESS: No.
    ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
    WITNESS: No.
    ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
    WITNESS: No.
    ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
    WITNESS: No.
    ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
    WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
    ATTORNEY: I ., but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
    WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law…

  • 2 months ago · Quote · #943

    motherinlaw

    I Love that one -- especially since I gather it's from an actual trial transcript -- makes me wish I'd been in the courtroom that day!

  • 3 weeks ago · Quote · #944

    BillPhilip

    Doctor: Mrs. Rose, good news for you!

    Patient: I'm Miss Rose, Doc.

    Doctor: Miss Rose, bad news for you!

  • 13 days ago · Quote · #945

    BillPhilip

    A chess master died - after a few days, a friend of his heard a voice; it was him!

    "What's it like, where you are now," he asked.

    "What do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news."

    "Tell me the good news first."

    "Well, it's really heaven here. There are tournaments and blitz sessions going on all the time and Morphy, Alekhine, Lasker, Tal, Capablanca, Botvinnik, they're all here, and you can play them."

    "Fantastic!" the friend said, "and what is the bad news?"

    "You have Black against Capablanca on Saturday."

  • 13 days ago · Quote · #946

    JennbeIoved

    laughing too much means you're depressed

  • 13 days ago · Quote · #947

    Mikado777

    BillPhilip написал:

    A chess master died - after a few days, a friend of his heard a voice; it was him!

    "What's it like, where you are now," he asked.

    "What do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news."

    "Tell me the good news first."

    "Well, it's really heaven here. There are tournaments and blitz sessions going on all the time and Morphy, Alekhine, Lasker, Tal, Capablanca, Botvinnik, they're all here, and you can play them."

    "Fantastic!" the friend said, "and what is the bad news?"

    "You have Black against Capablanca on Saturday."

    You have Black against Capablanca on Saturday -

    it is the hell :)

     

     
     


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