Laughter is the best medicine


  • 11 months ago · Quote · #941

    JennbeIoved

    Laughter is good for the soul.

  • 3 months ago · Quote · #942

    BillPhilip

    ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
    WITNESS: No.
    ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
    WITNESS: No.
    ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
    WITNESS: No.
    ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
    WITNESS: No.
    ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
    WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
    ATTORNEY: I ., but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
    WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law…

  • 3 months ago · Quote · #943

    motherinlaw

    I Love that one -- especially since I gather it's from an actual trial transcript -- makes me wish I'd been in the courtroom that day!

  • 7 weeks ago · Quote · #944

    BillPhilip

    Doctor: Mrs. Rose, good news for you!

    Patient: I'm Miss Rose, Doc.

    Doctor: Miss Rose, bad news for you!

  • 6 weeks ago · Quote · #945

    BillPhilip

    A chess master died - after a few days, a friend of his heard a voice; it was him!

    "What's it like, where you are now," he asked.

    "What do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news."

    "Tell me the good news first."

    "Well, it's really heaven here. There are tournaments and blitz sessions going on all the time and Morphy, Alekhine, Lasker, Tal, Capablanca, Botvinnik, they're all here, and you can play them."

    "Fantastic!" the friend said, "and what is the bad news?"

    "You have Black against Capablanca on Saturday."

  • 6 weeks ago · Quote · #946

    JennbeIoved

    laughing too much means you're depressed

  • 6 weeks ago · Quote · #947

    Mikado777

    BillPhilip написал:

    A chess master died - after a few days, a friend of his heard a voice; it was him!

    "What's it like, where you are now," he asked.

    "What do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news."

    "Tell me the good news first."

    "Well, it's really heaven here. There are tournaments and blitz sessions going on all the time and Morphy, Alekhine, Lasker, Tal, Capablanca, Botvinnik, they're all here, and you can play them."

    "Fantastic!" the friend said, "and what is the bad news?"

    "You have Black against Capablanca on Saturday."

    You have Black against Capablanca on Saturday -

    it is the hell :)

     

     
     

  • 3 weeks ago · Quote · #948

    BillPhilip

    A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."

    A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

    The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

    He replied, "They had eggs."

  • 3 weeks ago · Quote · #949

    The_Ghostess_Lola

    My father knew a car mechanic man here on St. Croix. Everyone called him Happy ('cuz he was so grouchy). Anywayz, they say he'd would go to one of the streetfood vendors and order, "Gimme a cheezburger with onions and a milkshake without - and hurry it up".

  • 3 weeks ago · Quote · #950

    JamieDelarosa

    Lola, why do they drive on the wrong side of the road in the USVI?  It was so scary when I was last there,


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