76. white reverts the previous move with thepower of uno reverse
Let's make an anarchy game! (inspired by the one on the subreddit r/AnarchyChess)

76... Black's i-pawn promotes to a vat of industrial-grade alcohol, which spills all over the board and gets white's knight drunk.

77. White plugs in his USB drive into the chess board's 5th USB plug, revealing a root beer float that White kept concealed. White drinks it for a +10 hp boost.

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79. White calls Mcdonalds and reports black for stealing their grimace shakes, black is sent to jail for 100 years and cannot make moves.

79. White calls Mcdonalds and reports black for stealing their grimace shakes, black is sent to jail for 100 years and cannot make moves.
79. ...Black is given the ability to make moves but remains in jail after a racism lawsuit
76...Darth Vader is summoned by Harry Potter, whom disarms the White King. Thus, all White pieces aside from the king are removed. However, the curse also backfires, and all of Black's pieces defect to Board 32, which glitches out and cancels all boards except for board 1. Bob is summoned by Joe as Black's final defense. Notation: 1...S/Darth Vader-Harry Potter{DPW-DePB(B32)}{B32-X[B1]}S/Bob-Joe{FD}
The remaining pieces are:
White king on e7
Bob on -z-0
Move 77