16. i said use the reshiram. said reshiram ignites the chessboard after calling the exorcist, now a pawn storm is incoming
Let's make an anarchy game! (inspired by the one on the subreddit r/AnarchyChess)
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Jul 4, 2023
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16... The Black King turns on the news:
"Welcome back to CCN, your latest hub for all chess news! I'm Magnus, the host, live with our weatherman Hikaru. Hikaru, can you tell us anything about the so-called 'pawn storm' that is said to reach Earth in a few days?"
"Certainly, Magnus. I've sent the pawnstormometer into the troposphere, and it appears that this crisis is just a false alarm. However, as a result of all the fear and misery sprouting from this hoax, several people all over the world have flung themselves into the Mediterranean Sea, including my wife... God, I miss her every day. I swear to God, who even started up this whole pawn storm nonsense? I'll make their Elo go down to -4350..."
"I'm afraid that's all the time we have for today, ladies and gentlemen. In the meantime, please enjoy a Slorox Wipes™ commercial. Don't you just hate when those 1.1% of germs aren't killed?"
17. Construction begins on h1, beginning to upgrade the Rook there to a nuclear bunker
At the same time, an Ancient Arrow is sent to f3, deleting the house there
Jul 4, 2023
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#45
17…. Black’s knight moves to c6 and then falls asleep after too much googling en passant, making it unable to move for Blacks’s next three moves. Holy hell!
Jul 4, 2023
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#46
18. White summons a guardian next to the White King. The White King, who has never even heard of a guardian, is instantly annihilated.
19. White pawn moves to f1 and promotes to Amazon
I forgot to say that pawn on g2 promotes.
Jul 5, 2023
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#51
20. That disgusting malice hand thingy from totk yeets the board into Hyrule
Good math chess there
21. Bxf3++, forking Tulin, the King, and a bank of money on f2.
Jul 5, 2023
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22. ...Jimmy neutron drinks the grimace shake and is sent to the distortion world idk i never watched jimmy neutron
Jul 5, 2023
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23. the white queen has turned into one of those girls.
”bombastic side eye + yess gurlypop + slay + criminal offensive side eye + YASSSS + bozo”
23. The white King slaps some sense into the white Queen, turning her back to normal.
At the same time, a Sentry is deployed by an Engineer on e6
15... Black's rook's mother's cousins' niece's second cousin removed commits arson on f3