cheese cobra starts research on how to unzombifiy such pieces
Let's make an anarchy game! (inspired by the one on the subreddit r/AnarchyChess)
Nₘₒᵥₑ.D@Every-Empty-Square-On-The-Board
the ducks from https://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/duck-invasion-warning?page=1 invade the board.White is mated, and all other teams mutilated.
The "cheese cobra" is cooked into a steak.

cheese cobra is so confused as how it became a steak that it eats itself, creating such a rift in spacetime that the position reverts back a few moves
The board turns to normal besides a watch appears under a space that isn't occupied by any pieces, and the number resets to 1.
The ducks refuse to be defeated and re-invade the board, exiling the White King to Ebla and executing the Black king because he was eating broiled chicken when they broke into his tent.

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The board turns sideways and magnetic onto the fridge and the ducks are Made of rubber so they fall of, unlike the pieces that have a magnetic bottom

Vote for bill/dorito for president of OTF. Hes an amazing leader, have you seen the Weirdmageddon episodes. Well, when you vote for him, you'll see SOOOOOO many benefits.
1. He's chill and doesn't put restricyions
2. hes a triangle
3. The best deal maker in all of history
4. Nice and funny
5. you can summon him whenever u want. need help? Triangulum, entangulum, meteforis, dominus ventium, meteforis venetisa.
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There were so many ducks on the board that they all made a pile so tall that they could climb back up. White's king is still exiled at Ebla anyway so go figure.

Red plays NxYou cannot play two moves at once.
Now you can play two moves at once because knight captures that rule
you can't do that
Takeback.
Red designs. By that, I mean designs a new type of rook.
no
*ded *resigns
There were so many ducks on the board that they all made a pile so tall that they could climb back up. White's king is still exiled at Ebla anyway so go figure.
Incorrect. They were on the floor to climb back up.
Edit: Comment number 700! Woo!
There were so many ducks on the board that they all made a pile so tall that they could climb back up. White's king is still exiled at Ebla anyway so go figure.
Incorrect. They were on the floor to climb back up.
Edit: Comment number 700! Woo!
Since the board is upside down, all the soldiers faint from blood rushing to their head.
Black falls asleep at the board, knocking over all pieces on the c-, d-, e-, and f-files. We forgot where they were so they're all set back where they were at the very beginning.
Unfortunately, the pieces are setup in such a way that his king is mated. His other pieces turn to zombies.