Let's make an anarchy game! (inspired by the one on the subreddit r/AnarchyChess)

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cc14chess
buzz960 wrote:

Black falls asleep at the board, knocking over all pieces on the c-, d-, e-, and f-files. We forgot where they were so they're all set back where they were at the very beginning.

Unfortunately, the pieces are setup in such a way that his king is mated. His other pieces turn to zombies.

Immoful

cheese cobra starts research on how to unzombifiy such pieces

LordOTheFries

Nₘₒᵥₑ.D@Every-Empty-Square-On-The-Board

the ducks from https://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/duck-invasion-warning?page=1 invade the board.White is mated, and all other teams mutilated.

The "cheese cobra" is cooked into a steak.

Immoful

cheese cobra is so confused as how it became a steak that it eats itself, creating such a rift in spacetime that the position reverts back a few moves

TesterMant

The board turns to normal besides a watch appears under a space that isn't occupied by any pieces, and the number resets to 1.

LordOTheFries

The ducks refuse to be defeated and re-invade the board, exiling the White King to Ebla and executing the Black king because he was eating broiled chicken when they broke into his tent.

BunWithGun6392

Vote for bill/dorito for president of OTF. Hes an amazing leader, have you seen the Weirdmageddon episodes. Well, when you vote for him, you'll see SOOOOOO many benefits.
1. He's chill and doesn't put restricyions
2. hes a triangle
3. The best deal maker in all of history
4. Nice and funny
5. you can summon him whenever u want. need help? Triangulum, entangulum, meteforis, dominus ventium, meteforis venetisa.

TesterMant

The board turns sideways and magnetic onto the fridge and the ducks are Made of rubber so they fall of, unlike the pieces that have a magnetic bottom

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when falling, the duck had a reset button and pressed it now it is e4 again

TesterMant

Wait is the button or the duck is the space now? Or are you talking about the 1st move?

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ya

TesterMant

Umm which one. Oh wait all. okay 1. e4. Got it. continue it with 1...e5 and finds a money bag

BombCraft
BunWithGun6392 wrote:

Vote for bill/dorito for president of OTF. Hes an amazing leader, have you seen the Weirdmageddon episodes. Well, when you vote for him, you'll see SOOOOOO many benefits.
1. He's chill and doesn't put restricyions
2. hes a triangle
3. The best deal maker in all of history
4. Nice and funny
5. you can summon him whenever u want. need help? Triangulum, entangulum, meteforis, dominus ventium, meteforis venetisa.

Try to post things related to the game

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bruh im in south africa

LordOTheFries

There were so many ducks on the board that they all made a pile so tall that they could climb back up. White's king is still exiled at Ebla anyway so go figure.

AGC-Gambit_YT
cc14chess wrote:
BombCraft wrote:
cc14chess wrote:

Red plays NxYou cannot play two moves at once.

Now you can play two moves at once because knight captures that rule

you can't do that

Takeback.

Red designs. By that, I mean designs a new type of rook.

no

*ded *resigns

TesterMant
buzz960 wrote:

There were so many ducks on the board that they all made a pile so tall that they could climb back up. White's king is still exiled at Ebla anyway so go figure.

Incorrect. They were on the floor to climb back up.

Edit: Comment number 700! Woo!

LordOTheFries
TesterMant wrote:
buzz960 wrote:

There were so many ducks on the board that they all made a pile so tall that they could climb back up. White's king is still exiled at Ebla anyway so go figure.

Incorrect. They were on the floor to climb back up.

Edit: Comment number 700! Woo!

Since the board is upside down, all the soldiers faint from blood rushing to their head.

kb_00chess

Pawn to Ω7865324596

AGC-Gambit_YT

Pawn clicked delete post oh well