Let's make an anarchy game! (inspired by the one on the subreddit r/AnarchyChess)

I transform the white queen to a rook and Gotham imposes his magical abilities on it so it sacks itself

but the rook is me and i clim out and strike you with my uh king sword

I summon hikaru to premove your doom

but magnus and hikaru work for me and your plan backfires

However, the entire game is occurring in the USSR, and as we all know: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, GAME PLAYS YOU!!! Ergo the White King decides to sacrifice the Dragon, then using Hikaru to outflank Black's position, crushing him mercilessly. Then the White King pulls off his secret face mask, and... Dun Dun Dun! It was Gorbachev all along, who then premoves the collapse of the USSR.

but im a dragon and i fly away unharmed, magnus and hikaru quickly start battling with me and now we are unstoppable

Kendrick lamar appears

Kendrick Lamar disappears

However, the Dragon is just a chess piece and can't fly away.

But he doesn't care So he chooses to fly away anyway

The white King has it gunned down by his ACTUAL army.

gray pawn spawns on board summons thanos who snaps his fingers and halve the pieces die

And than a red pawn on board summons Ironman that did a sick backflip. Good job Ironman!

I come back in and accidenlty make thanos trip and his glove somehow falls into iron mans hands and he does the snap thingy

@fegatello67 and me defeat thanos himself(since iron man accidently didn't disenegrate thanos) and we are now the strongest duo in the universe. Iron man is gone into his own planet now.

We are in the planet called "Chess"

Actually it was called John chess

But just chess was fine