Let's make an anarchy game! (inspired by the one on the subreddit r/AnarchyChess)

Evil John Cena is Evil John Cena not Obama

White sets up a bootleg version of the match so Black doesn't get as much money from the match. Knowing that most of Black's troops will be distracted by the big fight, the Whitid Sultanate begins planning to mobilize even more troops and launch a huge flanking offensive against Black, even calling in part of its navy.

The focused part of Black’s army, unfortunately only being the king’s mistress and his 28 knights, shoots cannons at the Whitid Sultanate’s navy, preparing to unleash considerable nuclear activity if necessary.

(why did I become posh just for this post)

(PLANNING to. Calling in particular of the navy is part of the plan, it hasn't happened yet. I might notice made it clear.)

(ah)

then:

A spy from White’s army warns Black about the impending attack, and the Dark Republic camps troops at the dock, ready to fire at the smallest sight of an enemy ship or enemy at all.

Black sues White over the bootleg John Cena match.

But white doesn't care

so white has to pay a billion dollars and now cant afford more pieces

white takes out a loan from the chesstional bank of pieces

white decides to buy 10 queens since its at discount at black friday

black buys 100 grams of antimatter because it's black friday and they get extra discounts bc yknow they're black

(I DO NOT MEAN THIS IN ANY RACIST WAY)

White sabotaged the store offering better Black Friday deals to Black and smashed everything inside

Black gives me strawberries

Tallahasee to v6

seiya to goldenz14

1127 However, the ICC gives a binding resolution that both are in violation of law (Black for forcing John Cena and his evil twin to fight, White for bootlegging the fight), striking down Black's lawsuit, and the chessboard is made a UN mandate.

But than Evil John Cena comes back!

but the chess police is shocked at what happend and arrests everyone except evil john cena because he escapes to a4

The ICC calls the other patrols of the chess police to arrest the chess police patrol which arrested everyone as the ICC deemed the activity of arresting everyone on the board as illegal