Let's make an anarchy game! (inspired by the one on the subreddit r/AnarchyChess)

the stallion has a love for mangoes so when the mangoes that the referee ordered for the contestants arrive, the stallion dives into the box and some mangoes fly and hits a dragon in the audince, hes allergic to mangoes (sad) and now he has beef with the stalliion

However, the referee never ordered mangoes, and a time paradox ensues, however it only causes Andy Rooney to survive a few years longer before it's resolved (1221 is nullified except for Andy Rooney's slight longevity due to a citation of a non-existent event).

Sadly, Andy Rooney is hit by a bus and never makes it to the store.

sadly, lordofthefries disconncts from reality

However, humanity has not reached a point of technological expertise at which reality can be quantified and digitized, causing reality to BSOD again by way of a paradox.

but there is a new robot that came out that can ban people from reality, wonder what will happen

Due to a typo in its code, it bans itself and is never seen again. Meanwhile, reality has recovered, and it turns out nothing has happened to it, the paradox didn't have any effects. Back to the ring.

evil john cena turns out to be a robot but hes not too much better than the real one so the fight resumes