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Dec 18, 2017
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#83
pawntakeseverything wrote:
What kind of chess engine watches you in a creepy way?
STALKfish!!!!
+1
Here's a memorable chess game I witnessed:
Jed I. Knight vs. El S. tupido
1. e4 e5 2. Qh5
Jed I. Knight: Hey, El, S. tupido, I placed a coin under your king.
El S. tupido: Really? (Grabs coin but touches his king)
Jed I. Knight: Touch move! Move your king.
PolicyDebater
What do you want to debate?
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Dec 18, 2017
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#87
username999999999 wrote:
PolicyDebater
What do you want to debate?
idk maybe subsidizing offshore wind, china relations, taxation, government surveillance, bio-centrism, feminism, neoliberalism, capitalism...the list goes on
Let's debate then.
No, escaping, the fact that .. our humanity, is Only as Strong, as its' weakest, moral link ; And regretably ; They're, All Over, the place ! ..{it was Fate .. I Do believe}.
.. Self- explanatory, why I placed, the following, here.
Is this thread about Jokes or Horsesh#t?
Dec 19, 2017
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#95
Eyegor wrote:
I invited Garry Kasparov for dinner. It took him half an hour to pass the salt...
it's I invited Garry Kasparov for dinner. There was a checkered table cloth and it t took him half an hour to pass the salt.
PolicyDebater wrote:
username999999999 wrote:
Let's debate then.
bring it
Let's start with feminism 
..Does this deserve, a " 'Bronx' Cheer"{?!} <- an old American, expression. ..{oops ; Not applicable - as I just determined, it has, a derisive-sarcastic, origin!}.
http://www.ny1.com/nyc/bronx/news/2017/12/20/bronx-students-face-off-against-borough-president-in-annual-chess-tournament
1. e4 is the worst move . . . cause 1... Qxe1!!! checkmates white instantly!
Who cares about rules anyways?
What kind of chess engine watches you in a creepy way?
STALKfish!!!!
Nice one. That's really funny.