News: Magnus to Play Queen Down for a Year

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iplayforsherlock

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In a shocking turn of events, FIDE as decided to play Magnus a queen down while playing White and a Rook while playing Black.

"This decision has been initiated considering justice to top Super GMs. One of the Super GMs, who wished to be anonymus, but I can tell that he played Magnus the year before in WCC, hails from India, and is a five-time World Champion, said that to ensure justice to all Magnus will only be awarded a win if he checkmates the opponents while ice-bathing and eating fried spiders," a top FIDE official said.

 

All this has led to a revolt in the chess comunity, as they complained that the proposed conditions of Carlsen were too linient. 

 

Magnus Carlsen has been shocked to hear all this

TheSmilingChesser

Bobby Fischer was cloned and promptly escaped. He is now hunting Magnus with the intent to beat him then dine on his ego.

On a side note: Vishwanathan Anand has gone missing without a trace.

unusualkid

its a joke, right

pooshwood

nothing gets by you

iplayforsherlock
pilichowder wrote:

nothing gets by you

What do you mean by that?

dunce
iplayforsherlock wrote:
pilichowder wrote:

nothing gets by you

What do you mean by that?

unusualkid is being Captain Obvious.

iplayforsherlock
dunce wrote:
iplayforsherlock wrote:
pilichowder wrote:

nothing gets by you

What do you mean by that?

unusualkid is being Captain Obvious.

Yeah right. Got the tinge of Sarcasm that was thrown!