Politically Correct Chess

From The Spoof: 

(Reykjavík Iceland) The International Chess Association made rule changes for the first time in 600 years at their meeting today. The game of chess will now reflect diversity and focus on political correctness. The new game is changed to make everyone a winner.

"Everything is changing in chess." said chairperson Bobbie Fisher. "The colours of the chess pieces were the first to change, they can now be any and all colors. The old colours were racially divisive white, red and black. It's a lot prettier this way too."

Ms. Fisher explained the main changes: "The queen is now known as 'the tranny' to celebrate transexualism. The king is now 'the non-dominating male-spousal unit'. The bishop is now 'the non-sectarian earth-spirit god/goddess priest/preistess unit'. The knight is now 'the genderless non-violent peace-officer unit', and the pawn is now 'the exploited and under appreciated worker unit'. The rook has the longest new name--the non-global warming eco-friendly barn-owl habitat and housing unit."

"The rules are easier too because there aren't any." explained Ms. Fisher. "Just move the pieces anywhere you like. There's none of that white-male dominating strategy. The game ends with both players winning. The race-baiting, misogynistic term 'grandmaster' is gone forever!"

I think this is also called "Berkley Chess."

http://www.zillionsofgames.com/cgi-bin/zilligames/submissions.cgi?do=show;id=1146

That is quite funny!  LOL!  Wow, can't believe I posted my thing eight years ago.  For that matter, I can't believe I've been a member here for eight years!