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What is the difference between a large cheese pizza and a chess Grandmaster.

the pizza can feed a family of four.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

45 lbs

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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes

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What is the difference between a supermarket shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is made of plastic and is very dangerous to children; the other holds groceries

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What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer

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Whats the difference between a politician and a bucket of poo?

The bucket.

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What's the difference between me and you?
You're pissed and I'm the shit!

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What's the difference between me and you?
You're ticked and I'm the bomb!