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If you came to chess.com looking for a date!
Isn't this Chest.Com?
What if you go to the psychiatrist and tell em that since they have it all together, you want to see their, therapist?
When they insist, they don't have one or need one, because they have it all together, then you say, well then you don't need the money from this session.... hahaha, since you have it all together!
Then quickly blurt out, why are you going to demand I pay you, if my inability to pay you, is the root of all of my other problems? Wouldn't it make my problems worse, not better? Then say what kind of a scam are you running here?
I'll sit quietly in the corner wiggling my lips until someone can reason through this with me.
The world says, there is a fine line between genius and insanity. Then it says that I can't possibly be a genius, and insanity isn't acceptable social behavior.....
omarsaalihi wrote:
SEE A PSYCHIATRIST URGENTLY IF YOU HAVE SOME OR ALL OF THE FOLLOWING SYMPTOMS……
If you have more than two ties, including one yellow
If you have a purse full of assortment of pens (red, black, blue) and pencils/erasers
If you underline most of your class notes
If you ask questions during parasitology classes
If you come early for biostatistics classes
If you have all the handouts given during the past 6 months
If you smuggle leaked exam papers into exam room (You have cerebral palsy if you do this)
If you have been chased away from the library on a Saturday afternoon
If you know all the steps of pentose phosphate pathway off head
If you have ever borrowed money from a lecturer (and later denied it when asked to pay back)
If you wake up at 4am to read for a computer progressive test
If your name appears on the notice board every semester: “Urgently see the dean…The what…the Deputy Vice Chancellor…or The finance”
If you talk about cell cycle, apoptosis, mitosis on your first date especially when your catch is not science oriented
If you came to chess.com looking for a date!
Do you mind if we dance whiff yo dates?
Jan 16, 2012
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#9
You missed one...If you have a framed picture of the Periodic Table or the Krebs Cycle hanging in your bedroom.
Let's face it, Chess.Com should branch out into the dating scene, including Skype like meetings. I was told by a mod, too many kids, so no.
Btw, I'm just kidding about the dating here.
I have to admit, you are definitely going to get a higher grade of woman on this site, than on many others, simply for the fact that they have a brain and value using it.
Jan 17, 2012
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#13
nameno1had wrote:
I have to admit, you are definitely going to get a higher grade of woman on this site, than on many others, simply for the fact that they have a brain and value using it.
:::: only and then you can a date on CHESS.COM. if you wait too long! :::::
winerkleiner wrote:
Let's face it, Chess.Com should branch out into the dating scene, including Skype like meetings. I was told by a mod, too many kids, so no.
okay,some women (like me) are as young as 13! You know I can report you, right?
Jan 17, 2012
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#15
I went to see my psychiatrist and it turns out that he does all those things himself. Except he doesn't have a purse yet.
KFCiscool wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
Let's face it, Chess.Com should branch out into the dating scene, including Skype like meetings. I was told by a mod, too many kids, so no.
okay,some women (like me) are as young as 13! You know I can report you, right?
Not that it is an intention in my mind, but are you serious, that if two consenting adults who met on this site h,ad decided that they wanted to date each other, would be against the sites rules?
KFCiscool wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
Let's face it, Chess.Com should branch out into the dating scene, including Skype like meetings. I was told by a mod, too many kids, so no.
okay,some women (like me) are as young as 13! You know I can report you, right?
Sure you could, that is if my statement was serious, however, no responsible adult would even consider a 13 year old for dating purposes.
nameno1had wrote:
KFCiscool wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
Let's face it, Chess.Com should branch out into the dating scene, including Skype like meetings. I was told by a mod, too many kids, so no.
okay,some women (like me) are as young as 13! You know I can report you, right?
Not that it is an intention in my mind, but are you serious, that if two consenting adults who met on this site h,ad decided that they wanted to date each other, would be against the sites rules?
I would certainly hope not, if both are consenting adults, all should be cool.
Jan 19, 2012
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#19
Guys chill out! no big deal overhere, Hope that smile goes without says or showing up! Just chill out........... This thing is all about jokes, and fun for chess.com family player around the world and Somalia
SEE A PSYCHIATRIST URGENTLY IF YOU HAVE SOME OR ALL OF THE FOLLOWING SYMPTOMS……
If you have more than two ties, including one yellow
If you have a purse full of assortment of pens (red, black, blue) and pencils/erasers
If you underline most of your class notes
If you ask questions during parasitology classes
If you come early for biostatistics classes
If you have all the handouts given during the past 6 months
If you smuggle leaked exam papers into exam room (You have cerebral palsy if you do this)
If you have been chased away from the library on a Saturday afternoon
If you know all the steps of pentose phosphate pathway off head
If you have ever borrowed money from a lecturer (and later denied it when asked to pay back)
If you wake up at 4am to read for a computer progressive test
If your name appears on the notice board every semester: “Urgently see the dean…The what…the Deputy Vice Chancellor…or The finance”
If you talk about cell cycle, apoptosis, mitosis on your first date especially when your catch is not science oriented
If you came to chess.com looking for a date!