Signs you're a bad chess player

Yup and you always knew that knights are absolutely killer at the corner of the long diagonal!

You use Rybka to cheat in a tournament and you still lose in four moves.

you have lost to Lenny_Bongcloud

you mistaken chess for checkers.

You've never resigned a game (but you've disconnected from thousands).

You think ratings don't mean anything.

you think that chess ratings are just like Golf scores

and you think your handicap is 24 points

You begin the game and your Black.

The word "developement" is a group of homes.

Sign you are a bad chess player:

• You've tried ESP.
• On your turn, you ask to use one of your "lifelines."

@aGG He must be talking about the en passants with butter.

you think silman is a good chess player :D

He's not?

You're a bad chess player if you attempt to capture an enemy piece "en passant".

And the number one sign you're a bad chess player.......

You put a fake "GM" title in front of your user name!

Your opponent gives you an eight pawn, two rook, two knight, two bishop, a queen and a king advantage and you still lose.

you give your opponent an advantage of 9 points for playing as black

(oh wait thats for Go)

....number one sign you're a bad chess player is when your rating is 1414 like yourself and STILL think silman is improving your game...loser

lol

You ask why the checkers peices look diffrent than usual.

You think you can get out of checkmate by checking your opponents king, since "clearly" he loses his too.