Your opponent offers you a draw on the first move of the game and you accept it.
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You play the game with a condom on your king because it gets mated so often.
N2UHC wrote:
You play the game with a condom on your king because it gets mated so often.
Wait, wouldn't it have to be all the opposing pieces wear them? Because they're the ones doing the mating to the King? I wonder where he gets mated?........oops, right in the checkered place I suppose. Maybe it should be checkered-mate. Yeah I know, bad taste, bad taste!
If you lose to The World like 2 Chess.com staff are about to do!!!
Sep 13, 2011
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#107
Ladya79 wrote:
If you lose to The World like 2 Chess.com staff are about to do!!!
they are great players, the world just is better 
Indeed, but not in this particular game. They've partnered up against the rest of us! :P
AnthonyCG wrote:
You resign because they took your favorite pawn.
hahahahaha
N2UHC wrote:
You play the game with a condom on your king because it gets mated so often.
oh my god XD
That is toooo funny.
Sep 14, 2011
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#112
Elona wrote:
N2UHC wrote:
You play the game with a condom on your king because it gets mated so often.
oh my god XD
That is toooo funny.
De gustibus non est disputandum
AfafBouardi wrote:
De gustibus non est disputandum
Elona wrote:
N2UHC wrote:
You play the game with a condom on your king because it gets mated so often.
oh my god XD
That is toooo funny.
De gustibus non est disputandum
Felix qui potuit rerum cognoscere!!!
:P
You lose to Fool's Mate twice in a row.
You keep waiting for your horse (not knight) to gallop on its own!
Your opponent breaks wind(several times) and simply says "en passant" each time.
And you sit there suffering vowing to learn the rules better.
You still refer to the little guys as prawns.
ploboo wrote:
Your opponent breaks wind(several times) and simply says "en passant" each time.
And you sit there suffering vowing to learn the rules better.
lol! That was so bad. :)
You are "loosing" often.