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GeordiLaForge

You are "loosing" often.

Kolob68

Your opponent offers you a draw on the first move of the game and you accept it.

Pat_Zerr

You play the game with a condom on your king because it gets mated so often.

ploboo
N2UHC wrote:

You play the game with a condom on your king because it gets mated so often.


Wait, wouldn't it have to be all the opposing pieces wear them? Because they're the ones doing the mating to the King? I wonder where he gets mated?........oops, right in the checkered place I suppose. Maybe it should be checkered-mate. Yeah I know, bad taste, bad taste!

Ben_Dubuque

If you think the Bongcloud has no value in the game

Ladya79

If you lose to The World like 2 Chess.com staff are about to do!!!

MoonlessNight
Ladya79 wrote:

If you lose to The World like 2 Chess.com staff are about to do!!!


 they are great players, the world just is better Laughing

bobtehnoob
They are part of the world
Ladya79

Indeed, but not in this particular game. They've partnered up against the rest of us! :P 

theunderground702
AnthonyCG wrote:

You resign because they took your favorite pawn.


hahahahaha

Elona
N2UHC wrote:

You play the game with a condom on your king because it gets mated so often.


oh my god XD

That is toooo funny. 

Kernicterus
Elona wrote:
N2UHC wrote:

You play the game with a condom on your king because it gets mated so often.


oh my god XD

That is toooo funny. 


De gustibus non est disputandum

Elona
AfafBouardi wrote:
Elona wrote:
N2UHC wrote:

You play the game with a condom on your king because it gets mated so often.


oh my god XD

That is toooo funny. 


De gustibus non est disputandum

Felix qui potuit rerum cognoscere!!!

:P

chessdude46

You lose to Fool's Mate twice in a row.

Zackford

You keep waiting for your horse (not knight) to gallop on its own!Cool

ploboo

Your opponent breaks wind(several times) and simply says "en passant" each time.   

And you sit there suffering vowing to learn the rules better.

ploboo

You still refer to the little guys as prawns.

boymaster

You rotate the board 45 degrees and play chinese checkers instead.

Optimum225
ploboo wrote:

Your opponent breaks wind(several times) and simply says "en passant" each time.   

And you sit there suffering vowing to learn the rules better.


lol!  That was so bad. :)

GeordiLaForge

$200 dollars please, I passed GO.