So, you run intro Carlsen at the corner shop....

And he says:"If you can teach me one thing about chess that I don't know, I'll give you a million bucks"

What will you tell him?

I played my first chess game at 6

It was discovered by ancient bedouins as they rode long on their camels with milk in their pouches.

i would teach him that as a chessplayer you can get kidnapped and hold for ransom. I bet he didnt know that

He said bucks not pounds...

The 9...Qxd4+ variation of the Muzio Gambit was refuted by a novelty found in the game Yoos-Kirton, Saskatoon 1994

How to play the Fraser Defense against the Ponziani.

lol

The bishop really is better than the knight.

lol

How bad it hurts to be gouged in the eye with a bishop.

I'm a belieber, Justin! I didn't know you played chess!

I would tell him:

"If you play chess on a board in which h1 is a dark square you will be cursed forever"

But I bet he already knows that.

yeah that would be simply the best

@Supreme, it's a joke, and he's being sarcastic.

I know you are one of the funniest sarcastic people on here. So give him a break for being sarcastic! Peace out!

SupremeOverlord must be Kim Jong Un otherwise I cannot explain how he got internet... 

The fried liver is refuted.

Chess was a game created by Microsoft. it uses the algorithm that the compan used to make its first computers.

Just ask him a question on chess history. You didn't specify it had to be about the game itself .

SupremeOverlord: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!