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OK I was told by admin that the last one is so bad it will get me kicked off chess.com.
i have some ideas for puns but you'll have to fill in the rest to make a joke yourself. the puns are so poor it's not worth bothering tho.
1. just 'checking' (geddit !)
2. there must be some innuendo about 'mating' (lolz !)
apologies
Which brings to mind the question... why does the word "innuendo" sound sexual?
Oh man I love bad jokes. The last one made me really laugh!
Maybe I should call myself a "humorist." Which is what they call comedians who aren't funny, like Garrison Keillor.
Did u find peace upawn arrival ?
The u pawn? Just how big is your chess board? 
N2UHC wrote:
Maybe I should call myself a "humorist." Which is what they call comedians who aren't funny, like Garrison Keillor.
Or Woody Allen
Jan 13, 2011
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i tried to play postal chess but the pieces got muddled in the envelope.
what do you call a gorilla playing chess? - - -a rare occurrence.
Booooooo yall are wack.
I must be a chess geek because I thought these up on my own.
Yesterday I played such a terrible game of chess, some of my chess pieces deserted. The ones who survived the game all have post-traumatic stress disorder.
A chess nerd's personal ad might read: Lonely knight seeks queen for mate.
And now for a truly rotten one: I lost some chess pieces so I went to a pawn shop.