Stupid Tips for Chess

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Give out stupid tips for this position!

 

+1 trophy for the top 10 worst tips

+3 trophies for the top 5 worst tips

+6 trophies for the worst tip of all

(1+3+6=10 trophies)

 

+1 trophy for the top 10 funniest tips

+3 for the top 5 funniest tips

+6 for the funniest tip of all

(1+3+6=10 trophies)

 

+10 trophies if you got the worst and most funniest tip!

((1+3+6) x 2+10= 30 trophies!)

 

You can post multiple tips

I judge every 1 week Monday!

msg me positions for this contest! It may be hard but please avoid positions that are impossible to make a bad move like a closed position but no minor or major pieces.

Has to be legal

You can move white or black

One-three moves only per tip.

Have fun!

 

 

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Bonus!

x2 amount of trophies if you won a certain amount of trophies up

(if not then 2 trophies)

 

if I approve if your tip is funny with position below.

 

Avatar of hitthepin
Qd5+ in the second one. Do I win?
Avatar of cactus1511
Close your eyes, pick up a random piece and move it to a random square
Avatar of cactus1511
Take a water bottle and throw it across the room when no one is looking. As your opponent turns there head toward the sound, pick up whites queen and put it on d2. Than take it. (Your black) than, the to might throw you out of the tournament and fine you, but it is one thing you could do. You well of if no one notices but someone probably will notice
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I mean then the TD might notice you
Avatar of cactus1511
But it would work well if he somehow over looked you
Avatar of raticate49
Take all your opponent’s pieces off the board and declare you win
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I mean, that might take a long time, but, who cares? Okay, maybe in a tournament, security will kick you out.
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But he probably will see you




(I’m referring to my own comment)
Avatar of SonOfThunder2

This thread is clearly intelligent

Avatar of raticate49
You should get all your pieces taken then when it is your opponent’s turn, walk away saying, “I’m outta here.”. 😀
Avatar of hitthepin
Actually follow these tips. Now that would be stupid.
Avatar of Ericussius

Best tip, white should uncastle.

Avatar of AndrewM2017

Remember, doubled pawns are bad and if you can't find a good move the next best move is resignation.

Avatar of gingerninja2003

Remember the rule 'la queen take when opponent is looking away'

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 Also remember the rule 'le move a piece that is near the edge of the board off the board when opponent isn't looking.'

Avatar of shahmeer2006
Get the queen to ride the knight. Ultimate piece
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Here is a very impressive, guaranteed-to-win opening.

 

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wait nvm we’re supposed to give tips for the position above, i’m stupid.