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but it was pre worn by chuck norris

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so it smelt of sweaty...

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...sweat.

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and reaked of awesomeness so he...

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picked up the big red button and pressed it 

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because was in check

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mate by my friend Matt

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who was actually a cheat...

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no names no pack drill

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who actually stole $450 from the bank.,,,

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to gamble for big win

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but spent it all at the zoo.....

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on Bananas to feed the apes...

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who immediately all went bananas

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and started throwing 

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them back half eaten and half uneaten

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suddenly the circus came to town and the clowns needed more bananas for their act

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Now bananas is the Jamaican word for happinessasweallknowso

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Whose chess rating just made him sob.

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So he gave it up and took up playing Checkers instead...