That's not really how religion works though. You don't go to the "fire place" for killing people.
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You go to the fire place for not believing in whatever they tell you to believe.
If you believe, and kill people, then it's totally fine.
If you don't believe, it doesn't really matter whether you kill people or not, you're screwed.
That's like saying people who play call of duty are murderers
Did either of you read the last part of my paragraph? I said I'm not serious This is just a joke. I know were not actual murderers Lol You both don't sound to smart due to the fact that I did state that and you make it sound like I'm serious.
I understand that, but that does not mean that the post is immune for criticism. It's not like the post is actually funny...
Did either of you read the last part of my paragraph?
It was 10000000000% obvious you were being silly. You didn't need to tell us in the end of the post... but yes, I read it...
There's a Dark secret of chess I don't believe anybody realized. So A couple hundred years ago chess was invented by some guys in the army and the game originally was used to increase strategy intelligence for army men. So as everybody who's ever heard of chess knows the point of the game is to checkmate or otherwise known as kill the king. So if you really think about it we are all murderers. We even kill children (pawns) and girls (queen). The worst part is we make a living off of it so everyday hundreds of times a day GMs kill maybe people. So know that I've told the truth that were all murderers, I think I can say the other part of the dark secret of chess. So the big question is is there an after life for these people of war and if there is what is it like? Well the answer I personally believe is that it's just like how we die and go to heaven and the fire place. I won't say the real name of the fire place because it's a curse word but you know what I mean. The only differences are that the pieces who won each game go to the fire place because they killed the king and possible many other people and the loser pieces go to heaven because they killed less people or at least not the king. So as they go to heaven or the fire place they go the same so we can also play chess when we die and be murderers forever. So that is the dark secret of chess. I STILL LOVE CHESS, BUT THAT'S SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT. For those who actually might think I might be serious about this, I'm not, we obviously are not murderers lol It's just a joke.