the never ending chess story

AND THEN ALL OF THE REST LEFT TOO.

But Earth crashed into Pluto...

creating.... a chess planet called plarth.(combined)

but locally it was called Fred. The inhabitants were known as Freds.

who attaked  AndyClifton for not playing chess

They worshiped the bones they ate.

Billions of years passed.

Then...trillions of years passed until finally...

The Big Bang occurred and re-occurred 5 times. Then, in the sixth Big Bang, a startlingly unusual universe formed. It contained . . .

...Dom DeLuise.

and Burt Reynolds. They decided..

...to steal money from people by making them pay for their movies. Thank goodness for...

whatever the movie version of napster is. They also decided to do away with mustaches.

Since it is well known that mustaches taste kind of funky, people tried to put household items above their lip, to duplicate the taste, in a moment of mass insanity. This became dangerous when...

which tasted a lot like chicken!

Then they realized everything in the universe tasted like chicken. They became determined to travel to other universes because they were so weary of the flavor. Then . . .

they didnt have food so they ate everything everyday. One got...

A gigantic portabello mushroom.

Of course, language hadn't been created so he had to communicate "gigantic portabello mushroom" using a combination of grunts and hand signs.

He friends were confused until he started hopping and spinning in place. Once they understood, the dashed off in search of...fire.

He wandered far accross the barren wilderness, clad in clothing fashioned from . . .