the never ending chess story

Kim was captured by midgets and she dissapeared forever..

Until Earth crashed into Pluto!!! ... (Again)

The aliens invaded.

and started a new regime where chess was.....

taboo. It was driven underground because the penalty to be caught playing it was death.

They saw Fischer playing and asked themselves, " Isn't this man dead already "? And phew came the...

Garry Kasparov...

and they play chess

The chess game takes on the appearance of the contest between the devil and Daniel Webster . . .

It was a dark and stormy night.

It's so cool

That the candles went out in a puff of dank air. They played on . . .

and on..until his opponent turned into a dangerous looking ghost

with eyes of green fire.

His body enflamed and his hands glowed with power...

The chess pieces floated up in the air, circling slowly . . .

 Pawn strike! Rook missle! Knight attack! Bishop blow! Queen Deathsmash!!!

King HyperFusionbeam!!!!! ...

and it was hard to say who won because all the pieces were destoryed

the peices came back to life and started to sing jingle bells all the time from 5-10 o clock.

Then Santas evil brother came and Nuked the pieces