the never ending chess story

the chicken started to strip

The dog saw a stripping chicken and got confused.

the end.

The chicken said.  "The end! Dont you hear me you stupid dog"

"I said "The End!!!" the chicken said. "From Minecraft!!!" ...

But the dog denied it.

and then admitted that it really was the end...

then neo walked in and handed everyone a red pill.

Morpheus rather

And so everyone died and there was no one alive to continue the story.

turns out it wasnt realy Morpheus it was just a crack head

int i = 0;

while (i = 0)

{

System.out.println("End.");

}

but a flea had survived to tell the tale....

...of how it rode a dog to work.

But everybody knows that you can't write a great story about a flea, so...

but this was no ordinary flea for this flea had

sparkling silver wings.

and it just so happened on this partiuclar day on his way to work..

A baby with rabies(Justin Bieber) came out of nowhere.Luckily...