the never ending chess story

ergo

by crying, the machine voided its warranty

on not quite clean toilet paper

which would be destroyed by a b17 in a few minutes

And when the AI system was perfected, he squeezed it off, wiped its residue and flushed the whole thing to where it belonged.

"Ah!" what is this mess I wondered. Water everywhere. Seeing it was the machine that caused it I was tempted to keep it. After all, how many machines have cried? But then I thought, "what if it's possessed?"

"i dont care about machhines," i thought. I decided to eat some beef jerky.

So I caught a fish. Then inside it was...

...I couldn't believe it... a cow! I counted my lucky stars because...

it was a chocolate milk cow!!!

So chocolate milk jerky is what I made. It was thick and gelatinous, and I thought "wow! This would be great for..."

causing enough diarrhea to get out of that algebra test tomorrow

and the cat said moo

and the chicken said oink

and the sound of silence said hey, wake up!

...it is only a dream. 

And I am a rock, I am an island.

The Rock Island Line is a mighty good road.

Then wishi flew over there and ate it

knowing it was love at first bite

He thought it was the right person, but unfortunately, you see one person, you've seen them all, more or less, what with arms and legs and all that whatnot.

and so.... this time I cried. I mean we all cried. That is me, the child I ate, and all of us within me cried. "Geeeee" we said, but were interrupted by a strange lady.