he got cracked and pood
the never ending chess story
Sort:
Then, a chessqueen transformed in a living human before his eyes. She told him: "I am Caissa, you will have...."
...to be killed since you are not on my team and you are diagonal to me!"
But then he grabbed the pope, who was also and arch-bishop, and used him as a human shield.
He died, then it was his turn to kill the queen!
He thought this would be the right thing to do, after she asked him to resign. But he decided against it.
c-c-c-combo breaker!!!!!....................................................
he said while play a video game against the other king!
Then they turned into pancakes.
The difference between these new-formed pancakes and Michael Jackson being that I don't know any pancakes that like to .... little boys in the ....
Too soon?
then the king said "that was too many words!"
The other king got frustrated and launched a pawn at the opponents' rook.
And gravity turned off and everybody started floating upwards.
WEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Free Flight!!!!!
And then it turned back on again after everybody went up a long ways.
Luckily, the good king had hacked physics and his team had flying cheats
So, due to the absence of gravity, the pawn flew right over the rook. He just resigned his pawn.
Then because of no gravity, they all vomited
he ate the biggest pie he could find until he saw the computer in the center.
==========================================================
MsJean, that was more than 20 words. akso, who is "he"
KILL JOY ..I wll skip the next post ..... Oh and the statue knows who he is LOL !