The Time Out Bully

But some have, Andy .

I have a life coach. I married her 33 years ago (I hope I got the meaning correct)

No, that's not quite where I was going with that (unless of course you hired her as your life coach, and married her later on). 

It generally means "Original Post" (post #1 in the thread) or "Original Poster" (the dude who started the thread).

I've also got stupid jokes available, but I usually save them for those light-hearted moments.

And here comes killjoy...

In all seriousness, we have this amazing tool which can search through millions of documents in less than a second to find the answer.  I wonder what it is called...oh yeah Google.

Hey Conq, isn't that coming afwul close to being another stupid joke?

Good idea. Oh....Google gave me 4/5 answers. I'll go with "original post" coz it seems to fit beeter than "operating procedure"

Welp, they can't all be winners. 

oh sorry, Andy. Interpretation problems. I married her to be my wife. She became my life coach soon thereafter. Took me years to realise that, too.

Wait a minute....do you REA LLY have "life coaches" . Couldn't be.

Seriously...it's just about the dumbest thing I've ever heard of.  Since I type addresses for a living, I'm afraid I've seen plenty of business cards in the past several years like this one (the Christian aspect is a rarity too; most of them seem to be secular):

"Coaching is a time of discovery..."?  And we're supposed to be taking advice from this woman? lol

unbeloodybelievable!! Can you find me one that's older than *I* am, coz I don't think a younger one could do the job.

Well, not as a life coach, I mean.

I wonder who came up with the idea?

Possibly this woman:

I hope you got that (they might not carry that show Down There). 

Don't recognise her but would be happy to meet her. Hey, shouldn't you be in bed?

Quite possibly (okay, I'm going, I'm going)...

Three's  comoany! Well, who'se a lucky boy, then?

Yes, but not so fast!  He has to pretend to be gay in order to fool this man:

and later on this man:

both of whom are landlords for all three of them.

In addition to which we also meet this woman:

who is the sex-starved wife of the top guy.