Hurry up and move, the pig wants to play the winner.
The Unofficial Caption Competition #1
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Man: I don't care how many times you win, I'm not giving you a ride around the stable on my back!
Horse: Pbthpbthpbthpbth
TheGrobe wrote:
"I wish you'd stop calling it that -- it's a knight."
"Not as I see it -- a horse is a horse."
"Of course. Of course."
LMAO - good one
"Doesn't he know that I have solved this puzzle"
Upon playing his first game of chess in the discworld, Gerald was suprised to find the laws of pawn promotion were subtly different....
"You know, I never noticed it until now, but you bear a striking resemblance to one of the peices -- turn to the side for a moment for me, would you?"
"Yes, there it is: You look just like the king!"
horse: hmm...
Man: make your move!
horse: ok....*jumps the man*
horse: OWNED
"How many times do I have to say, Nay Nay, before you leave me alone?
Nay Nay, I'm not gona play".
There is two brand Horse Openings for white:
1.b4.
2.g4.
As AWARDCHESS like to play in his Handicap games at www.chess.com!
you have to start somewhere, right?