and suddenly killed the queen
This is Andersen the A pawn. Continue the story.
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totally accidentally of course
but he was charged by Parliament with regicide and, thus, treason anyway.
but it turned out the Queen was a mannequin so everything was cool.
Unfortunately, the motion to execute Andersen under treason was already passed and there was no way for Andersen to reverse the motion, so to the gallows he goes.
but Clint Eastwood was his golden haired angel and followed him wherever he went.
Unfortunately, Back to the Future III happens 180 years before this, so Clint Eastwood can't help Andersen (and likely has no idea who Andersen is).
But, fortunately, Andersen borrowed a time machine and went to 1845, causing a disruption in time
And Anderson find the king henry the third
but he was fortunate to be in 1845 before internet banning was invented.
However, he was blocked, i.e., pelted with blocks of granite until he was unconscious.
luckily it was the fake granite blocks used in the original Sar Trek series made out of balloon elastic, so he was fine
the dragon said “hey man, keep chill, i was just practicing my basketball throw, i didn’t see you there!”
every carriage was a pawn shop in disguise.
But then Andersen accidentally drove into a wormhole to 1885, then Clint Eastwood and the Doc drove the train off the bridge, and since the train didn’t time-travel to 1985 along with the car, it flew down into the canyon and Andersen the A train was destroyed.
but the dream ended with the king running off into the woods when Andersen reached the 7th rank.