So he gave up
This is Andersen the A pawn. Continue the story.
on ever time-travelling again, since now he has Bigfoot at his side he decided to smash all time-machines to a pulp.

Benny the B pawn.
Anderson asked Benny why he wasn’t wearing any clothes.
Benny said there was a real bright light and a terminator came through a Time Machine and stripped his clothes off.
Benedikt the Bishop confirmed this as the third coming as his part of omnipresents with his god, King Moneybag. when suddenly out of nowhere

the ice cream shop exploded and andersen, benny and benedikt the bishop ended up in mars, realising that
King moneybad xsheeted that it was a the biggest and bestest success his kingdom ever did and went on to golfing at the gulf of mexico but what he didnt know was

so they revived earth and went to prove the last theorem, except they couldn't decide who should get the credit, so
King moneybag screamed louder into a mic at a press conference it was all thanks to him, so anyway almost eberybody went on about their lives, we all thought

it had no ends, therefore no beginning, so Anderson realised it wasn’t in a canyon and it didn’t get destroyed and it wasn’t even a train.
it had become a Bigfoot.