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Gordon Bennet.

Ghostliner
Bizarrotude wrote:

" What the Heck" ???

Sounds pretty English to me.

Ok you are an 89 year old english woman then.

We know you ladies are very sensitive about your age

I would suggest she's a lot younger than that.

Bizarrotude

All right, all right

76 then

Ghostliner
blaufalkon wrote:

Marks and Spencer? who the heck is that? im not a 90 year old english woman like you. 

and what is this chips? who eats chips with fish? only an english person-- either that or they just dont know what a french fry is.

You get confused easily don't you son? Here, maybe this'll convince you:

Bizarrotude

He loves me ?

Is he rich ?

Ghostliner

What was that one about a camel?

Ghostliner

Or was it two horses who walked into a pub?

So long since I've been to sunday school...

Bizarrotude

Eeeh I were a choirboy at Bridlington Priory.

Never saw a camel there though ?!

Ghostliner

Eyup, he's buggered off. Probably wants to ask his mum about my job offer.

Bizarrotude

What job ?

Fish Fryer at Harry Ramsdens ?

Ghostliner

He won't know who Harry Ramsden is either, I'm guessing.

blaufalkon

Ok you are an 89 year old english woman then.

We know you ladies are very sensitive about your age

 

he coulndt come up with an origianal insult so he just coppied mine... its ok bizar toad, i wont judge u for being aan idiot

Ghostliner

Never mind all that flannel, where's my trophy?

 

blaufalkon

what one u want?

blaufalkon

mn i already gave u one

blaufalkon

i gave it to  u a couple days ago

Ghostliner

So you did, very nice it is too. Your stock has risen, but only a leetle.

So, Jesus loves you. Convinced?

blaufalkon

i already knew that, but im glad u have finaly figured it out. its the only inteligent thing u have ever said... 

Ghostliner

Oh dear, your stock has just gone back down to rock bottom zero again.

No, you misunderstand. Are you convinced about taking the job of Ship's Monkey?

Ghostliner

I'm quite keen to get this post filled, and you're by far the best candidate. Well, you're the only candidate at this present time, but that could do wonders for your chances!