How about a Hippo Fart in a crowded elevator.
want to get insulted for free ?

you know those glasses you wear that sees through people's clothes so it's like they are naked ? well i'm betting that glasses that you can see people's farts with when you have them on will sell like cheeseburgers. it be like seeing those green misty aliens from the Star Trek planets escaping from butts.

I worked with a guy who was married to this woman that was deaf. She treated him like sh#t so he bought a device that made fart noises by remote control and hid it in her purse. When they went out in public he was punching away on the remote.

news !
wanmokewan wrote a nessage to me : i quote : ""I guess you can add me. You're rude and obnoxious"
writing such a message seems very rude to me.....
and people that prove themselves to be "rude and obnoxious" cannot even begin to hope that their opinion matters to me.
therefore mister wanmokewan: get lost.
I'm working on it, just give me time.