Ways To Cheat At Chess - Just for Fun, Relax
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Wait until you are on the verge of being on the receiving end of c/m and tell your opponent that before the game began, you had clamped all of their pieces between your buttocks.
make your challenger knock over his king by accident, ergo forfeiting. if you play a very strict game (on a you touch you play basis), then this blunder will not be forgiven.
Also, if female, shirts that show cleavage and there is no way he is winning, ha! not that I would ever do such a thing, but I've seen it work before.
Challenge your opponent to a game, then convince them that since you don't have any chess pieces, to use candy. Explain it to them like this, "Okay, the red M&M is your king. The Blue one with no 'M' on it is a knight, the slightly rounder one is a bishop..." ect. Continously tell them things like: "No, that's your knight!" Or, "Yes it can go there, it's a Queen!"
Or make sure it is their favorite candy and tell them that whenever they lose a piece, they can eat it. They'll be more inclined to let you take pieces.
StacyBearden wrote:
Here are some fun ways I have thought of to CHEAT, yes, CHEAT at CHESS!!! Please enter your own, as usual for my topics, afterwards...and please keep in mind, these are supposed to be HUMOROUS ways that are not real ways. I usually don't do the whole disclaimer thing, but people are getting way too uptight in the forums. Here we go...
Eat your opponent's piece when he looks away. Be sure to drink lots of fluids afterwards.eBay sells mind-reading helmets...invest.As when playing dominoes, build a little wall around your pieces with, yes, dominoes. A great defense except against the horsey.Promote your Pawn to a Pawn and keep your opponent off guard.Promote your Pawn to a Prawn and really keep your opponent off guard.Make your user name something like "qtsii" and keep everyone wondering.No smoking? YES smoking.Scream, "You're cheating!" over and over and over until he resigns and the forum topic is locked by a chess.com staff member."I let you win to help you increase your rating."Heart attacks happen every day. Play so terribly that your opponent codes from laughing. (This is what I usually do, but nobody codes.)
Now, I know this hasn't been my funniest post. I've been coming up dry lately for humor, but I know you guys can lend a helping post.
That is all.
What the heck!!
Good old Dwight, What a guy !
I came up with something. Before the game starts, kindly offer to set up the board by yourself. Make sure they aren't watching, and superglue a couple of their pieces to the board, so they can't move them. Make sure only to have a few glued. When your opponent discovers this feat, reason that you have gotten this far, you might as well finish the game.
Alternatively, when up against an opponent you know you can't beat, glue ALL of your pieces to the board. When they try to go, tell them that since they can't make any legal moves, it's a tie.
Then again, buying new chesssboards everytime might get expensive.