What Happened To Carlsen?

Write made-up ideas (doesn't have to be realistic) about why Magnus Carlesen missed the mate in 3!

 

1. He was hypnotized by Giri.
2. He was kidnaped and the person playing was his evil twin Magnuts Carlesen

Carlsen

Carlsen has 7 letters.
7 has 5 letters.
Chess has 5 letters.
Chess is a game.
Game rhymes with shame.
Carlsen feels shame after missing this mate in 3.
Coincidence?
I think not.
It was a mate in 3.
There are three edges on a triangle.
The illuminati is a triangle.
But what does this have to do with conspiracy theories?
Absolutely nothing...
He was playing Giri.
Giri looks like Guru.
Guru means smart person.
I am a smart person.
I like windmills.
Windmills spin.
Your head is spinning right now.
As I uncover the truth.
Because the truth exists.
We should all know what happened.
Because at that moment in the game.
A mate in 3 was missed by one player...
MAGNUS!
Magnus has 6 letters.
Magnus is from Norway.
Norway also has 6 letters.
6 divided by 6 is 1.
There is one eye on the illuminati triangle.

Therefore:
At that moment in the game.
Magnus was corrupted.
And sent an internship offer.
From the illuminati.
They wanted him to begin playing the triangle defense.
For publicity reasons.
Magnus declined.
The illuminati began to mess with his head.
Forcing him to lose concentration.
And miss the mate in 3.

i never thought of that...

What do you mean you never thought of that? It's so obvious!

I think it is obvious that Carlsen has a chess computer built into his head.

So the reason why he oversaw the #3 was that this engine malfunctioned for a short time...

so obvious... why does no one get that...

ilikewindmills's is the most obvious

God wanted to punish him for something bad he did, so God began to mess with his mind, resulting in him missing the mate in 3.

he was threatened by the illuminati

everyone else is wrong

i know because i was the illuminati member who spoke to him

.. Perhaps, _od, tweaked, 'Magnus'{s} 'free will'!? .. - I have some reason, to think, it's happened to me, on rare occassions .. Unless, I'm an infrequently 'Worse' character, than I would've imagined.. when left, to my 'own devices' as it were !?

Because 2 + 2 =4

4 x 3 =12

12" is a ruler.

Queen Elizabeth is a ruler.

Queen Elizabeth is also a ship.

Ships sail on the Sea.

The Sea has fishes.

The fishes have fins.

The Finns fought the Russians.

Anish Giri was born in Russia.

That's why Carlsen missed a mate in three:

He was rushin' against a Russian.

even superman needed lex luther to make him interesting

@superman0101

still alive? lol

Carlsen got bad. Now he only knows how to win against 2600s.

carlsen was very hungry