What strange chess rules can you think up?

Operation:DEATHCON

Play until you lose.Fire a nuclear missile at opponent.

Hey that's a crack at my username, .

For every Pawn I take, I cut off one of your fingers. (Spoken in Russian accent.)

on a check mate the one who's about to lose says 'uno!' before the other player does the move is taken back but you can only do it once

I would ask Fischer for a draw on my first move.

winerkleiner wrote:

Ironman111 wrote:

If you win,you get to clean your opponent's penis.

Hey that's a crack at my username, .

Why do you have it?

Buttcrack:If you win,you get to give your opponent an extra buttcrack.

How about "You can be No.1 in the world, destroy your competition in most tournaments but need to participate in a farcicial world championship to determine if you truly are the greatest amidst your current peers?"

RealChess:You have a real life sized army of real soldiers.The remaining troops will kill the loser.

I have wine but I don't have a buttcrack, it's a medical mystery I know!  But I do have a tail instead! 

Crack:You can sac a queen for your opponent to smoke crack,causing him to play like a baby.

any player may remove one of their own pieces from the board - if they have one - for a double move of any of their own pawns

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In chess,you get to punch the pieces.The pieces are made out of human butts.

You may move any piece anywhere but you must do it with your mind.

chess actually becomes a 4 player game(somehow) with colors red white blue and black.all are enemies of each other. if one gets mated, his pieces then belong to the one who mated him for the rest of game. also if suppose white checks red but its blacks turn next, red is mated.

Real Bro Fist:You get to punch the pieces.The pieces are nuclear weapons.👊👊👊💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥📛📛📛😵😵😵💀💀💀

Lol

Penis Chop:If you win,chop off your opponent's balls.👋💄😱

Awesome!!   :D

I want to play!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol.  BillPhilip wins!