well I already shot him, he didnt draw fast enough
I saw the whole thing. You shot an unarmed man, in the back.
Well done.
Well... He said he could draw faster than me so I challanged him... and won.
well I already shot him, he didnt draw fast enough
I saw the whole thing. You shot an unarmed man, in the back.
Well done.
Well... He said he could draw faster than me so I challanged him... and won.
I can draw faster than you both.
You now win because your opponent has no king.
Wrong. Now the best you can do is draw because your opponent has no King.
You win when you are about to capture the King, but don't. Therefore, if you are about to capture the King with a bag, you win!
Now, now lets not start another disagreement here.
Yeah, let's agree with each other, about everything.
Thank you, for some civilness.
Now, now lets not start another disagreement here.
Yeah, let's agree with each other, about everything.
Thank you, for some civilness.
We'd rather have drawing contests.
Now, now lets not start another disagreement here.
Yeah, let's agree with each other, about everything.
Thank you, for some civilness.
We can agree to disagree too.☺
Dodged
You fool! Your gun was rigged; I replaced your bullets with blanks! Now, meet my friend, Mr. Smith and Wesson. Look! He's waving to you! Say hello!
Dodged
You fool! Your gun was rigged; I replaced your bullets with blanks! Now, meet my friend, Mr. Smith and Wesson. Look! He's waving to you! Say hello!
Jetfighter reloads. He holsters the gun. You take out a rag and clean the dirt off of your Smith and Wesson, waiting for high noon. Afterwards, you too holster your gun. When high noon strikes, both of you draw and simultaneously pull your triggers. Jetfighter's gun fires its bullet. Yours fires a genie. (I should write a short story about this☺).
Now, now lets not start another disagreement here.
Yeah, let's agree with each other, about everything.
Thank you, for some civilness.
We can agree to disagree too.☺
That works too, but not another arguement.
Now, now lets not start another disagreement here.
Yeah, let's agree with each other, about everything.
Thank you, for some civilness.
We'd rather have drawing contests.
I'd agree to that too, but just no more disagreements.
No one can draw faster than Robert McKimson post-skull-fracture.
Dodged
You fool! Your gun was rigged; I replaced your bullets with blanks! Now, meet my friend, Mr. Smith and Wesson. Look! He's waving to you! Say hello!
sorry my friend, I keep my guns where they cannot be found by anyone I dont give the directions to, also I have a nice combination for my Safe. Plus, I use quick loaders so as not to waste time. Sorry you cant do that plus mine is a .50 cal Colt six shot revolver with blued steel barrel, and a pecan wood grip groved. Cost me $5000 dollars just for the gun 150 for the custom grip
Dodged
You fool! Your gun was rigged; I replaced your bullets with blanks! Now, meet my friend, Mr. Smith and Wesson. Look! He's waving to you! Say hello!
sorry my friend, I keep my guns where they cannot be found by anyone I dont give the directions to, also I have a nice combination for my Safe. Plus, I use quick loaders so as not to waste time. Sorry you cant do that plus mine is a .50 cal Colt six shot revolver with blued steel barrel, and a pecan wood grip groved. Cost me $5000 dollars just for the gun 150 for the custom grip
He figured out where your safe was, guessed the combination correctly, took your gun, and replaced it with a different one. Whenever you shoot, the gun backfires.
No one can draw faster than Robert McKimson post-skull-fracture.
Joe Treehugger can.
Dodged
You fool! Your gun was rigged; I replaced your bullets with blanks! Now, meet my friend, Mr. Smith and Wesson. Look! He's waving to you! Say hello!
sorry my friend, I keep my guns where they cannot be found by anyone I dont give the directions to, also I have a nice combination for my Safe. Plus, I use quick loaders so as not to waste time. Sorry you cant do that plus mine is a .50 cal Colt six shot revolver with blued steel barrel, and a pecan wood grip groved. Cost me $5000 dollars just for the gun 150 for the custom grip
He figured out where your safe was, guessed the combination correctly, took your gun, and replaced it with a different one. Whenever you shoot, the gun backfires.
cute, but It is not a traditional safe, also the combination is one of those locks like we have in highschool where you have to memorize the direction aswell, and how many turns. so theoreticaly it is to hard to crack because of the sheer # of possible combinations, just like chess will never be solved
As jetfighter and helltank duelled at high noon, in the brown, whistling Wild Westthey did not notice that a dark figure was across the street, watching. Both men saw its shadow; both stopped shooting.
Across the street...
was a weapon...
a weapon of mass destruction...
With small, rounded eyes that looked right through you; with gnarly arms and feet and limbs that make children cry, he stops everyone in their tracks.
KA-POW!!!
Jurassoldier, jurassoldier! Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?!
As jetfighter and helltank duelled at high noon, in the brown, whistling Wild Westthey did not notice that a dark figure was across the street, watching. Both men saw its shadow; both stopped shooting.
Across the street...
was a weapon...
a weapon of mass destruction...
With small, rounded eyes that looked right through you; with gnarly arms and feet and limbs that make children cry, he stops everyone in their tracks.
KA-POW!!!
Jurassoldier, jurassoldier! Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?!
I quickly shot Helltank, and then with the speed of the Flash, unloaded 15 quick loaders into the freak of nature, returned to where Helltank lay dying and mercifully put a bullet in his brain, and drove off into the sunset in a turqoise blue 1958 chevy corvette
well I already shot him, he didnt draw fast enough
I saw the whole thing. You shot an unarmed man, in the back.
Well done.