why you should not play the Sicilian

Expertise87

I liked that : A losing blunder. Later: Another losing blunder.

1RedKnight99

Very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I give it 100 ! marks.

Chessking47
Javan64 wrote:

I think I want white from now on!

Too bad for you!

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McDennis28
McDennis28
LikeTheLake

chesslarious!

Expertise87

1...e4 would be nice but there's no way to put your pawn on top of White's like that...

Expertise87

What's wrong with that?

And if you know there's an Edit button you don't need to keep double posting :)

Expertise87

Double posting is against the rules most places and probably considered to be spam here as well although I won't be bothered to read the rules to find out.

1 nf3 is much more clear than the illegal 1...e4.

And it's much easier to write on a cell phone this way. You don't really need the period after the 1 - a space will suffice. And capitalization of piece names is conventional but not mandatory for understanding.

However, ambiguous and wrong notation is much worse.

chrislsnider

The first one was soooo funny lol

a bishop sac for no reason lololololCool

Lalatimi

Not sure how we're supposed to respond in between 30 seconds of your comment.  However, that was funny :D  Made me laugh so hard.  Will share with friends

deandyu

[Result "1-0"]

1.Kd8#

deandyu
yorygregovich

The Kings gambit? I do believe there might be something to that one. This calls for further study. Thanks for the tip!

Chessking47

Dancedancedance!

chessplayer31415926
White to move and draw:
davidpf

Funniest post on this site by far. Thank you 321. Bump.

WiseUncleIroh

I haven't laughed this hard in a while