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Chess321Chess
Nov 19, 2010
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The Sicilian is a well known opening. However, it is a fatal blunder for black from move 1. Why you ask? Because of a fatal opening trap set by White.

 

And that is why the Sicilian Defense is refuted.
Fine print: Caution. The above mentioned opening trap should only be attempted with chess players with a sense of humor. Attempting to try out this opening in against a serious chess player or GM may get you in serious trouble. I do not take any responsibility of any injury caused from throwing chess pieces around. If you actually take this opening seriously, please consult your doctor. You may be suffering from extreme stupidity.
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Tatiana92
Nov 19, 2010
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#2

hehe, that made me laughLaughing

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SchofieldKid
Nov 19, 2010
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#3

But who can forget the marvelous crap throwing ape attack for black?

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Chessismaths
Nov 19, 2010
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#4

lol. this is very funny nice work. LaughingLaughingLaughing

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antity
Nov 19, 2010
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#5

kudos 321 made me laugh a lot too

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loved
Nov 19, 2010
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#6

2 ... Kxd8 "forced" lol

I tried something like this once at my chess club but it was during the endgame when my bishop had gotten trapped. Unfortunately, my opponent required me to follow the standard chess rules and, consequently, I lost the game.

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Chess321Chess
Nov 19, 2010
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#7

Next up, the King's gambit.

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EdyEdd
Nov 19, 2010
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#8

:)) god this is so funny stuff !

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jjeffrey
Nov 19, 2010
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#9

Bravo Chess321 !!  I have never laughed so hard on this site !!

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7thSense
Nov 25, 2010
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#10

LOL THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!

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FifthDimension
Nov 25, 2010
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#11

rotflmfao keep posting plz

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LAexpress12
Nov 25, 2010
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#12

how do u make illegal moves? i dont have the option to do so in my board editor.

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Math_MDay
Nov 25, 2010
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#13

After losing every game I play on here that was a welcome relief!!!

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Savage1707
Nov 25, 2010
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#14

=) =) =)

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Chess321Chess
Nov 26, 2010
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#15

If black tries to decline the King's gambit...

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TheHungiChief
Nov 26, 2010
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#16

LOL 'black was mated!'

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Chess321Chess
Nov 27, 2010
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#17

More e4 lines

 

One week later...
Black K: Hey! Where's the White king?!
White Q: He's out of town running some errands.
Black K: Phew. At last, I finally get a break. That nutcase has been doing... um.. you know... all week long.
White Q: I know what you mean. I have no idea why I married him in the first place.
Black K: Yeah... ok. We battle tomorrow.





The next day:
Black K: Good morning everyone. It's a wonderful day! If only we didn't have to battle that crazy White King. You know what I mean?
Black K: Um... hello?
Black K: Queenie?
Black K: Are you there????
Black K: Hahahahaah... nice joke... very funny... hahaha.. heheheh.. um... ha?!
Is anybody there???
Black K: Guys?!

*Black King turns on light*

 
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DrSpudnik
Nov 27, 2010
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#18

Maybe you should offer this advice to the people who post the "what game should I play?" question. 

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Chess321Chess
Nov 27, 2010
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#19

Lol. These were just random jokes i thought up of. Hope you guys like them. Wink

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SyafiqAzizi1
Nov 27, 2010
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#20

I couldn't stop laughing..Haha. Good joke