I usually play better. your bad play becomes your normal. can I have my trophy now?
Worst Excuses for Losing
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the roof had a crack and it smashed on me
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I thaught it was my opponent's turn to play, then i lost on time.
Banned.
my kid started making moves for me
I'm currently playing against someone called Derekloveschess. I wonder if its Sarah's sister.
I could beat you, i let you win because i like you.
the sound of the pieces moving and the sound of pressing the clock distracted me.
post 150 gets a trophy
i was playing blindfold (online chess) to just see how it feels and accidently put my queen on the wrong square because i didn't see the board
You did not outsmarted me.. you just know patterns in your memory about position. You did not think as i did...therefor i did not lose.
Bad_Dobby_Fischer wrote:
i was playing blindfold (online chess) to just see how it feels and accidently put my queen on the wrong square because i didn't see the board
i did that, played dozen of blindfold games and used that excuse.
Actual quote from 2Q1C, "Basically I am playing chess openings at the 1800 level but my opponents don't understand them so play stupid moves that makes me lose".
A woman I played against understood Chess is now classed as a sport, and thought steroids would give her an advantage, during one of our games she had a phonecall from her doctor regarding a side affect...
Doctor to female patient: "So I understand you're starting to grow a penis from the steroids, anabolic?"
Female patient: "No just a penis".
(The female patient had misheard the question "anabolic?", and thought the doctor had asked "and a bollock?"
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AIM-AceMove wrote:
Bad_Dobby_Fischer wrote:
i was playing blindfold (online chess) to just see how it feels and accidently put my queen on the wrong square because i didn't see the board
i did that, played dozen of blindfold games and used that excuse.
When I tried to play blindfold online, I accidentally hacked into Vladimir Putin's email. (He plays 1.h3 and 1...h3, and incredibly has yet to lose.)
i fainted
hi
you still owe me a trophy
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100th pot wheres my trophy
You need to make some of the worst excuses to get the trophy