Chess Tips Puns!

In this forum topic, you will be able to post any fake, unreasonable chess tips! They do not have to be real tips, you can invent them on the spot. Stay safe during these difficult times!

"Play bad, unexpected moves to confuse your opponent and you'll win the game!" - 

Lol

Always play people from Prague. That way you'll have lots of Czech mates.

Lol!

I like pickachy

Always play the Fool's Gambit (1. f3 ... 2. g4). It always wins for your opponent! 

move our nights first

this is what I mean about nights

sorry

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I think you should change it to "When you are Black, always move your knights first!"