you

how are you

My rating isn't doing too well:

How are you?  I hope you're playing better than I...

G

 very badly in terms of real life but pretty good in terms of chess.com

I'm in a slump... (but my best play is probably worse than your slumps)

im ok

ok

eggs

horrible here but good with uscf

WHUT THE CRAP

I keep losing at chess.

hello

 What??????????????????? lolz

in paris im sooooooooooo good

lol

...checkmated!... i'll get even :[ ...

I have been diagnosed as depressed, I am self-loathing, a tad overweight, acne ridden, and single. I would say things can only improve at this point. Oh but I am the chess champion in my area and in many areas across the country so that is good.

I would normally rebuke you topaperboy for depressing everyone, but I genuinley feel bad for you.

Im ok

im fine i guess........

eggs are tasty